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Cosmo Kramer: Well, after he heckled Toby, she got so upset, she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky toe.
George Costanza: That's unbelievable!
Cosmo Kramer: Yeah! Then after the ambulance left, I found the toe! So I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice, and took off for the hospital.
George Costanza: You ran?
Cosmo Kramer: No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, "I got a toe here, buddy - step on it!"
George Costanza: Holy cow!
Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, yeah, then all of a sudden, this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay is gonna cost her her pinky toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, "Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?" I said, "Well, I got a little prize for ya, buddy."
Cosmo Kramer: [Kramer throws two punches and an uppercut] Knocked him out cold!
George Costanza: How could you do that?
Cosmo Kramer: Then everybody is screamin,' because the driver, he's passed out from all the commotion. The bus is outta control! So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.
Jerry: Wow.
George Costanza: You're Batman.
Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.
Jerry: You kept making all the stops?
Cosmo Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell!
George Costanza: That's unbelievable!
Cosmo Kramer: Yeah! Then after the ambulance left, I found the toe! So I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice, and took off for the hospital.
George Costanza: You ran?
Cosmo Kramer: No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, "I got a toe here, buddy - step on it!"
George Costanza: Holy cow!
Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, yeah, then all of a sudden, this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay is gonna cost her her pinky toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, "Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?" I said, "Well, I got a little prize for ya, buddy."
Cosmo Kramer: [Kramer throws two punches and an uppercut] Knocked him out cold!
George Costanza: How could you do that?
Cosmo Kramer: Then everybody is screamin,' because the driver, he's passed out from all the commotion. The bus is outta control! So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.
Jerry: Wow.
George Costanza: You're Batman.
Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.
Jerry: You kept making all the stops?
Cosmo Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell!
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After he heckled Toby she ran out of the building
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and a street sweeper ran over her foot
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and severed her pinkie toe
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That's unbelievable Yeah Then after the ambulance left
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I found the toe
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I put it in a Cracker Jack box with ice and took off for the hospital
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You ran No I jumped on the bus
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I told the driver I got a toe here buddy Step on it
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Holy cow Yeah yeah
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Then all of a sudden this guy pulls out a gun
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Well I knew any delay's gonna cost her her pinkie toe
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so I got up and I started walking towards him
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He says Where do you think you're going Cracker Jack
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I says Well I got a prize for you buddy
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Knocked him out cold How could you do that
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Then everybody is screaming because the driver's passed out
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because of all the commotion The bus is out of control
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So I grab him by the collar take him out of the seat
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get behind the wheel Now I'm driving the bus
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You're Batman Yeah I am Batman
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Then the mugger he comes to and he starts choking me
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So I'm fighting him off with one hand
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and I kept driving the bus with the other you know
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Then I managed to open the door and kicked him out the door
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with my foot you know at the next stop
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You kept making all the stops
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Well people kept ringing the bell
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Movie Summary
The continuing misadventures of neurotic New York City stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his equally neurotic New York City friends.
