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George Costanza:
[George rushes into Jerry's apartment]
Did anybody call here asking for Vandelay Industries? Jerry:
No, what happened to you? George Costanza:
All right, listen closely, I was at the unemployment office and I told them I was very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries, and I gave them your phone number. So now, when the phone rings, you have to answer "Vandelay Industries". Jerry:
I'm Vandelay Industries? George Costanza:
Right. Jerry:
What is that? George Costanza:
You're in latex. Jerry:
What do I do with latex? George Costanza:
I don't know, you manufacture it. Elaine:
Right here in this little apartment? Jerry:
And what do I say about you? George Costanza:
You're considering hiring me for your latex salesman. Jerry:
I'm gonna hire you as my latex salesman? I don't think so. Why would I do that? George Costanza:
Because I asked you to. Jerry:
If you think I'm looking for someone to just sit at a desk, pushing papers around, you can forget it. I get enough headaches just trying to manufacture the stuff
[George rushes into Jerry's apartment]
Did anybody call here asking for Vandelay Industries? Jerry:
No, what happened to you? George Costanza:
All right, listen closely, I was at the unemployment office and I told them I was very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries, and I gave them your phone number. So now, when the phone rings, you have to answer "Vandelay Industries". Jerry:
I'm Vandelay Industries? George Costanza:
Right. Jerry:
What is that? George Costanza:
You're in latex. Jerry:
What do I do with latex? George Costanza:
I don't know, you manufacture it. Elaine:
Right here in this little apartment? Jerry:
And what do I say about you? George Costanza:
You're considering hiring me for your latex salesman. Jerry:
I'm gonna hire you as my latex salesman? I don't think so. Why would I do that? George Costanza:
Because I asked you to. Jerry:
If you think I'm looking for someone to just sit at a desk, pushing papers around, you can forget it. I get enough headaches just trying to manufacture the stuff
Full Transcript
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Did anybody call here asking for Vandelay Industries
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No What happened to you
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All right listen closely
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I was at the unemployment office
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and I told them I was very close
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to getting a job with Vandelay Industries
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and I gave them your phone number
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So now when the phone rings
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you have to answer Vandelay Industries
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I'm Vandelay Industries
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Right
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And what is that
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You're in latex
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Latex Right
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And what do I do with latex
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I don't know You manufacture it
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Right here in this little apartment
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And what do I say about you
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You're considering hiring me for your latex salesman
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I'm gonna hire you as my latex salesman
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Right I don't think so
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Why would I do that
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Because I asked you to
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Well if you think I'm looking for someone
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to just sit at a desk
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pushing papers around
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you can forget it
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I've got enough headaches
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just trying to manufacture the stuff
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Movie Summary
The continuing misadventures of neurotic New York City stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his equally neurotic New York City friends.
Actors
George Costanza
Elaine Benes
