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George Costanza:
The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish. Jerry:
Mammal. George Costanza:
Whatever. Cosmo Kramer:
Well, what did you do next? George Costanza:
Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with the blowhole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction. [George reveals the obstruction to be a golf ball] Cosmo Kramer:
What is that, a Titleist? [George nods] Cosmo Kramer:
Hole in one, huh?
The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish. Jerry:
Mammal. George Costanza:
Whatever. Cosmo Kramer:
Well, what did you do next? George Costanza:
Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with the blowhole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction. [George reveals the obstruction to be a golf ball] Cosmo Kramer:
What is that, a Titleist? [George nods] Cosmo Kramer:
Hole in one, huh?
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GEORGE The sea was angry that day my friends
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Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli
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I got about 50 feet out when suddenly
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the great beast appeared before me
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I tell you he was 10 stories high if he was a foot
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As if sensing my presence he let out a great bellow
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I said Easy big fella
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And then as I watched him struggling I realized
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that something was obstructing its breathing
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From where I was standing
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I could see directly into the eye of the great fish
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Mammal Whatever
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Well what did you do next
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Well then from out of nowhere
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a huge tidal wave lifted me
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tossed me like a cork
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and I found myself right on top of him
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face to face with the blowhole
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I I could barely see from the waves
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crashing down upon me
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but I knew something was there
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So I reached my hand in felt around
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and pulled out the obstruction
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What is that a Titleist
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A hole in one huh
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Movie Summary
The continuing misadventures of neurotic New York City stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his equally neurotic New York City friends.
