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Have you noticed
that every little place you go into lately has that tip jar
on the counter? What is the service
that this tip is for, anyway? I mean, isn't the man
basically just turning around? Isn't that really all it is? I think we're
tipping people now just for the absence of outright hostility. "Thanks very much, and here's
a little something extra "for not taking my head "and smashing my face
through the glass countertop. "Really good service here."
that every little place you go into lately has that tip jar
on the counter? What is the service
that this tip is for, anyway? I mean, isn't the man
basically just turning around? Isn't that really all it is? I think we're
tipping people now just for the absence of outright hostility. "Thanks very much, and here's
a little something extra "for not taking my head "and smashing my face
through the glass countertop. "Really good service here."
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Have you noticed
that every little place
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you go into lately
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has that tip jar
on the counter?
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What is the service
that this tip is for, anyway?
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I mean, isn't the man
basically just turning around?
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Isn't that really all it is?
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I think we're
tipping people now
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just for the absence
00:00:17.317 --> 00:00:19.786
of outright hostility.
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"Thanks very much, and here's
a little something extra
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"for not taking my head
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"and smashing my face
through the glass countertop.
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"Really good service here."
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Movie Summary
The continuing misadventures of neurotic New York City stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his equally neurotic New York City friends.
