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Jerry:
I don't even want to talk about it anymore. What were you thinking? What was going on in your mind? Artistic integrity? Where, where did you come up with that? You're not artistic and you have no integrity. You know you really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to like Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the University level. Like where Freud studied and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once a week for eighty bucks. No. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. That's what I'm talking about because that's the only way you're going to get better
I don't even want to talk about it anymore. What were you thinking? What was going on in your mind? Artistic integrity? Where, where did you come up with that? You're not artistic and you have no integrity. You know you really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to like Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the University level. Like where Freud studied and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once a week for eighty bucks. No. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. That's what I'm talking about because that's the only way you're going to get better
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I got up and came to work
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There's a show That's a show
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How is that a show
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Well uh maybe something happens to you
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on the way to work
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No No No Nothing happens
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Well something happens
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Well why am I watching it
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Because it's on TV
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Not yet
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Ahem Okay uh look
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If you want to just keep doing
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the same old thing
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then maybe this idea is not for you
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I for one am not
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going to compromise my artistic integrity
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And I'll tell you something else
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This is the show
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and we are not gonna change it
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SNAPS FINGERS
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Right
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How about this
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I manage a circus
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I don't even want to talk about it anymore
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What were you thinking
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What was going on in your mind
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Artistic integrity
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Well where did you come up with that
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You're not artistic
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and you have no integrity
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You know you really need some help
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but a regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you
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You need to go to like Vienna or something
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You know what I mean
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You need to get involved at the university level
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like where Freud studied
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and have all those people looking at you
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and checking up on you
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That's the kind of help you need
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not the once a week for 80 bucks
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No You need a team
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a team of psychiatrists
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working round the clock thinking about you
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Having conferences
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Observing you
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like the way they did with the Elephant Man
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That's what I'm talking about
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because that's the only way you're gonna get better
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Movie Summary
The continuing misadventures of neurotic New York City stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his equally neurotic New York City friends.
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Jerry Seinfeld
