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Seinfeld

I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham

Seinfeld • S02E05 • 1989
George Costanza:

I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham

Full Transcript

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I lie every second of the day
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My whole life is a sham
Duration
6 seconds
Views
489
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:44
Uploaded
Mar 13, 2023
Season
2
Episode
5
Genres
comedy
Production
Castle Rock Entertainment,West/Shapiro Productions,Fred Barron Productions,Giggling Goose Productions

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Movie Summary

The continuing misadventures of neurotic New York City stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his equally neurotic New York City friends.

Actors

Jason Alexander
George Costanza
Jason Alexander
S06 • E11 -Yes? -Hi, is Sandi here? - Seinfeld 00:11
-Yes? -Hi, is Sandi here?
S05 • E15 Jerry, are you okay? - Seinfeld 00:16
Jerry, are you okay?
S02 • E12 Yeah. - Seinfeld 00:19
Yeah.
S08 • E07 Sorry. My hand is numb. - Seinfeld 00:12
Sorry. My hand is numb.
S02 • E08 I have to have my tonsils taken out - Seinfeld 00:27
I have to have my tonsils taken out
S09 • E07 Here you go, Mr. Costanza. - Seinfeld 00:27
Here you go, Mr. Costanza.
S08 • E09 What is your answer to number 74 - Seinfeld 00:14
What is your answer to number 74
S03 • E01 I don't even like to use urinals Always been a stall man - Seinfeld 00:05
I don't even like to use urinals Always been a stall...
S05 • E17 Honey, could you get me something to drink? - Seinfeld 00:12
Honey, could you get me something to drink?
S04 • E07 Leave a message, I'll call you back. Thanks. - Seinfeld 00:31
Leave a message, I'll call you back. Thanks.
S03 • E07 Babu! - Seinfeld 00:25
Babu!
S05 • E10 You know I don't get it - Seinfeld 00:13
You know I don't get it
S09 • E12 Sir, do you want me to deliver this chair to your friend's place or not? - Seinfeld 00:05
Sir, do you want me to deliver this chair to your friend...
S06 • E19 Hey, taxi! - Seinfeld 00:29
Hey, taxi!
S06 • E16 All of you, turn to the left. - Seinfeld 00:08
All of you, turn to the left.
S08 • E21 I think I understand this - Seinfeld 00:28
I think I understand this
S05 • E14 You know I always wanted to pretend - Seinfeld 00:05
You know I always wanted to pretend
S06 • E06 Jerry you stand on the threshold - Seinfeld 00:15
Jerry you stand on the threshold
S08 • E16 I bruised my lip I was drinking a Cel Ray - Seinfeld 00:18
I bruised my lip I was drinking a Cel Ray
S09 • E12 -Ready to go? -All set. - Seinfeld 00:20
-Ready to go? -All set.