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I never figured out why
they make these bizarre toilet seats. You know? Like those clear Lucite
ones with all the coins in it? It's a lovely tribute to our
past president. It's not bad enough... ...Lincoln got shot in the head, we
gotta drop our pants and sit on it too. It's just incomprehensible
that you would buy a thing like this. You install it on your toilet seat.
And this says what about you? I can't afford to throw money down
the toilet, but look how close I am
they make these bizarre toilet seats. You know? Like those clear Lucite
ones with all the coins in it? It's a lovely tribute to our
past president. It's not bad enough... ...Lincoln got shot in the head, we
gotta drop our pants and sit on it too. It's just incomprehensible
that you would buy a thing like this. You install it on your toilet seat.
And this says what about you? I can't afford to throw money down
the toilet, but look how close I am
Full Transcript
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I never figured out why
they make these bizarre toilet seats.
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You know? Like those clear Lucite
ones with all the coins in it?
00:00:08.958 --> 00:00:12.708
It's a lovely tribute to our
past president. It's not bad enough...
00:00:12.916 --> 00:00:17.541
...Lincoln got shot in the head, we
gotta drop our pants and sit on it too.
00:00:18.998 --> 00:00:21.582
It's just incomprehensible
that you would buy a thing like this.
00:00:21.749 --> 00:00:25.208
You install it on your toilet seat.
And this says what about you?
00:00:25.624 --> 00:00:30.208
I can't afford to throw money down
the toilet, but look how close I am.
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Movie Summary
The continuing misadventures of neurotic New York City stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his equally neurotic New York City friends.
