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If wedding invitations
were left up to men... ...we'd just drive around
sticking fliers in windshields. Not even typed up either. Just magic markers,
xeroxed, you know: "Party." What's needed
is a divorce announcement. "Mr. and Mrs. Fred Johnson
request the honor of your presence... ...at the returning of their daughter
back to Mr. and Mrs. Fred Johnson."
were left up to men... ...we'd just drive around
sticking fliers in windshields. Not even typed up either. Just magic markers,
xeroxed, you know: "Party." What's needed
is a divorce announcement. "Mr. and Mrs. Fred Johnson
request the honor of your presence... ...at the returning of their daughter
back to Mr. and Mrs. Fred Johnson."
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If wedding invitations
were left up to men...
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...we'd just drive around
sticking fliers in windshields.
00:00:08.924 --> 00:00:10.217
Not even typed up either.
00:00:10.426 --> 00:00:12.928
Just magic markers,
xeroxed, you know:
00:00:13.137 --> 00:00:14.888
"Party."
00:00:17.349 --> 00:00:19.643
What's needed
is a divorce announcement.
00:00:19.685 --> 00:00:22.646
"Mr. and Mrs. Fred Johnson
request the honor of your presence...
00:00:22.688 --> 00:00:28.694
...at the returning of their daughter
back to Mr. and Mrs. Fred Johnson."
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Movie Summary
The continuing misadventures of neurotic New York City stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his equally neurotic New York City friends.
