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George Costanza:
[about a nice, new apartment that Jerry's thinking of getting]
Listen, if you are feeling uncomfortable about this at all... *at all*... Do not feel like you have to take it. Jerry:
Why? George Costanza:
If you're having second thoughts, if you didn't want it, don't worry about it... because, uh, you know... I-I-I could take it, you know. Jerry:
You could take it? You want it? George Costanza:
No, I don't want it. I want it if you don't want it. Jerry:
So you... *do* want it? George Costanza:
No, I want it if you don't want it. Jerry:
You just said you wanted it! George Costanza:
No. I'm saying, if a situation arose in which you didn't want it, I might take it
[about a nice, new apartment that Jerry's thinking of getting]
Listen, if you are feeling uncomfortable about this at all... *at all*... Do not feel like you have to take it. Jerry:
Why? George Costanza:
If you're having second thoughts, if you didn't want it, don't worry about it... because, uh, you know... I-I-I could take it, you know. Jerry:
You could take it? You want it? George Costanza:
No, I don't want it. I want it if you don't want it. Jerry:
So you... *do* want it? George Costanza:
No, I want it if you don't want it. Jerry:
You just said you wanted it! George Costanza:
No. I'm saying, if a situation arose in which you didn't want it, I might take it
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Listen if you are feeling uncomfortable about this at all at all
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do not feel like you have to take it
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Why lf you're having second thoughts
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if you didn't want it
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don't worry about it because you know l
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l could take it
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You could take it You want it
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No l don't want it l want it if you don't want it
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So you do want it
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l want it if you don't want it
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You just said you wanted it No l'm saying if a situation arose
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in which you didn't want it l might take it
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So take it How can l take it
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How can l take it lt's your apartment
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How can l want it now if you want it
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Excuse me l don't mean to cause any trouble
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but George if you take it can l take your place
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Yes but l am not taking it
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l am not taking it
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Movie Summary
The continuing misadventures of neurotic New York City stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his equally neurotic New York City friends.

