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So they have this clock now, where you punch in your age

So they have this clock now,where you punch in your age... ...and all your risk factors......

Seinfeld • S08E14 • 1989

So they have this clock now,
where you punch in your age... ...and all your risk factors... ...and it actually counts down
how much time you have left to live. What's the great moment?
On your deathbed. They're pounding on your chest,
and you're going: "Ten, nine, eight-- I told you this thing was good." - I can't believe this is our first date.
- I know. Dessert? I suppose I have to get
a piece of cake. - Why?
- Today is my birthday. What? Today? - Really?
- Yep

Full Transcript

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So they have this clock now, where you punch in your age...

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...and all your risk factors...

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...and it actually counts down how much time you have left to live.

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What's the great moment? On your deathbed.

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They're pounding on your chest, and you're going: "Ten, nine, eight--

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I told you this thing was good."

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- I can't believe this is our first date. - I know. Dessert?

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I suppose I have to get a piece of cake.

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- Why? - Today is my birthday.

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What? Today?

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- Really? - Yep.

Duration

31 seconds

Views

176

Timestamp in Movie

00:00:42

Uploaded

Aug 30, 2023

Season

8

Episode

14

Genres

Production

Castle Rock Entertainment,West/Shapiro Productions,Fred Barron Productions,Giggling Goose Productions

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Movie Summary

The continuing misadventures of neurotic New York City stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his equally neurotic New York City friends.