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George Costanza:
Do you realize in the entire history of western civilization no one has successfully accomplished the Roommate Switch? In the Middle Ages you could get locked up for even suggesting it. Jerry:
They didn't have roommates In the Middle Ages. George Costanza:
How do you know? Jerry:
Well, for one thing, They didn't have apartments. George Costanza:
Well, I'm sure at some point between the years 800 and 1200, somewhere, there were two women living together
Do you realize in the entire history of western civilization no one has successfully accomplished the Roommate Switch? In the Middle Ages you could get locked up for even suggesting it. Jerry:
They didn't have roommates In the Middle Ages. George Costanza:
How do you know? Jerry:
Well, for one thing, They didn't have apartments. George Costanza:
Well, I'm sure at some point between the years 800 and 1200, somewhere, there were two women living together
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So as you can see
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I've got a bit of a problem here
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Well if I hear you correctly
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and I think that I do
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my advice to you is to finish your meal
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pay your check leave here
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and never mention this to anyone again
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Can't be done huh
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The switch
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The switch
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Can't be done
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I wonder
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Do you realize in the entire history
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of Western civilization
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no one has successfully
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accomplished the roommate switch
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In the Middle Ages
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you could get locked up for even suggesting it
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They didn't have roommates in the Middle Ages
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How do you know
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Well for one thing they didn't have apartments
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Well I'm sure at some point between the years 800 and 1200
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somewhere there were two women living together
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Movie Summary
The continuing misadventures of neurotic New York City stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his equally neurotic New York City friends.
Actors
George Costanza
Jerry Seinfeld
