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The tuxedo is a woman's view that men are all the same

The tuxedo is a woman's viewthat men are all the same. We might as welldress them that...

Seinfeld • S04E09 • 1989

The tuxedo is a woman's view
that men are all the same. We might as well
dress them that way. To me, a wedding is the joining
together of a beautiful, glowing bride... ...and some guy. The tuxedo is a wedding safety
device, created by women... ...because they know that men
are undependable. So in case the groom chickens out... ...everybody takes one step over,
and she marries the next guy. That's why the wedding vow isn't,
"Do you take Bill Simpson?" It's, "Do you take this man?"

Full Transcript

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The tuxedo is a woman's view that men are all the same.

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We might as well dress them that way.

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To me, a wedding is the joining together of a beautiful, glowing bride...

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...and some guy.

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The tuxedo is a wedding safety device, created by women...

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...because they know that men are undependable.

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So in case the groom chickens out...

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...everybody takes one step over, and she marries the next guy.

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That's why the wedding vow isn't, "Do you take Bill Simpson?"

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It's, "Do you take this man?"

Duration

31 seconds

Views

327

Timestamp in Movie

00:00:02

Uploaded

Aug 30, 2023

Season

4

Episode

9

Genres

Production

Castle Rock Entertainment,West/Shapiro Productions,Fred Barron Productions,Giggling Goose Productions

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Movie Summary

The continuing misadventures of neurotic New York City stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his equally neurotic New York City friends.