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There's no easy way
to break up. When you start dating,
they ought to give you... ..."Get out of Relationship Free"
cards. You know what I mean? So you
could just go up to the person... ...and go, "Here you go. I'm sorry. I'll grab the tennis racket.
Don't even bother to get up. Have a good one. Sorry." Which is fine, unless the person
you're in the relationship with... ...has a "Eight More Months of Guilt,
Torture and Pain" card. "Hold it. I got a little something
for you."
to break up. When you start dating,
they ought to give you... ..."Get out of Relationship Free"
cards. You know what I mean? So you
could just go up to the person... ...and go, "Here you go. I'm sorry. I'll grab the tennis racket.
Don't even bother to get up. Have a good one. Sorry." Which is fine, unless the person
you're in the relationship with... ...has a "Eight More Months of Guilt,
Torture and Pain" card. "Hold it. I got a little something
for you."
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There's no easy way
to break up.
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When you start dating,
they ought to give you...
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..."Get out of Relationship Free"
cards.
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You know what I mean? So you
could just go up to the person...
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...and go, "Here you go. I'm sorry.
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I'll grab the tennis racket.
Don't even bother to get up.
00:00:14.375 --> 00:00:16.375
Have a good one. Sorry."
00:00:16.583 --> 00:00:19.542
Which is fine, unless the person
you're in the relationship with...
00:00:19.749 --> 00:00:23.000
...has a "Eight More Months of Guilt,
Torture and Pain" card.
00:00:23.583 --> 00:00:25.791
"Hold it. I got a little something
for you."
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Movie Summary
The continuing misadventures of neurotic New York City stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his equally neurotic New York City friends.