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Yeah?
-Federal Express. Federal Express? Come on up. Federal Express?
I'm not expecting a package. You know what you just did?
You let a burglar in the building. -You think so?
-Federal Express? Of course. That's the oldest trick in the book. It might not be a burglar.
It could be a murderer. So you wanna just abolish
all home-package delivery? Yes, it's dangerous. Wait
-Federal Express. Federal Express? Come on up. Federal Express?
I'm not expecting a package. You know what you just did?
You let a burglar in the building. -You think so?
-Federal Express? Of course. That's the oldest trick in the book. It might not be a burglar.
It could be a murderer. So you wanna just abolish
all home-package delivery? Yes, it's dangerous. Wait
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-Yeah?
-Federal Express.
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Federal Express? Come on up.
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Federal Express?
I'm not expecting a package.
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You know what you just did?
You let a burglar in the building.
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-You think so?
-Federal Express? Of course.
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That's the oldest trick in the book.
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It might not be a burglar.
It could be a murderer.
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So you wanna just abolish
all home-package delivery?
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Yes, it's dangerous.
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Wait.
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Movie Summary
The continuing misadventures of neurotic New York City stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his equally neurotic New York City friends.
