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George Costanza:
So, did you get your new plates? Cosmo Kramer:
Oh... yeah. I got my new plates. But they mixed them up. Somebody got mine and I got their vanity plates. George Costanza:
What do they say? Cosmo Kramer:
Assman. Jerry:
Assman? Cosmo Kramer:
Yeah. Assman, Jerry. I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman! Jerry:
Who would order a license plate that says "Assman"? George Costanza:
Maybe they're Wilt Chamberlain's. Jerry:
It doesn't have to be someone who gets a lot of women. It could be just some guy with a big ass. Cosmo Kramer:
Yeah, or it could be a Proctologist. Jerry:
Yeah. Proctologist. George Costanza:
Come on! No doctor would put that on his car. Cosmo Kramer:
Have you ever met a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."
So, did you get your new plates? Cosmo Kramer:
Oh... yeah. I got my new plates. But they mixed them up. Somebody got mine and I got their vanity plates. George Costanza:
What do they say? Cosmo Kramer:
Assman. Jerry:
Assman? Cosmo Kramer:
Yeah. Assman, Jerry. I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman! Jerry:
Who would order a license plate that says "Assman"? George Costanza:
Maybe they're Wilt Chamberlain's. Jerry:
It doesn't have to be someone who gets a lot of women. It could be just some guy with a big ass. Cosmo Kramer:
Yeah, or it could be a Proctologist. Jerry:
Yeah. Proctologist. George Costanza:
Come on! No doctor would put that on his car. Cosmo Kramer:
Have you ever met a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."
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You get it Oh
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Yeah Well thank you very much
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So did you get your new plates
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Oh Yeah I got my new plates But they mixed 'em up
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Somebody got mine and I got their vanity plates
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What do they say
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Assman
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Assman
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Yeah Assman Jerry
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I'm Cosmo Kramer the Assman
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Who would order a license plate that says Assman
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Maybe they're Wilt Chamberlain's
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It doesn't have to be someone who gets a lot of woman
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It could be just some guy with a big ass
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Or it could be a proctologist
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Yeah
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Proctologist
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Oh come on
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No doctor would put that on his car
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Have you ever met a proctologist
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Well they usually have a very good sense of humor
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You meet a proctologist at a party don't walk away
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Plant yourself there because you will hear
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the funniest stories you've ever heard
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See no one wants to admit to them
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that they stuck something up there
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Never It's always an accident
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Every proctologist's story ends in the same way
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It was a million to one shot doc
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Million to one
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Movie Summary
The continuing misadventures of neurotic New York City stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his equally neurotic New York City friends.
