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Seize Them!

Can't tempt you with thislovely little shit pan, just for the small shits?

Can't tempt you with this
lovely little shit pan, just for the small shits?

Full Transcript

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Can't tempt you with this lovely little shit pan,
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just for the small shits?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:25
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy, history
Production
DJ Films,Stigma Films

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Movie Summary

Dark Ages Britain where Queen Dagan is toppled by a revolution led by Humble Joan. The Queen becomes a fugitive in her own land, and must face hardship and danger as she embarks on a voyage to win back her throne.
They say Humble Joan has some sort of dust - Seize Them! 00:06
They say Humble Joan has some sort of dust
Like, if I were to compose a ranking list - Seize Them! 00:08
Like, if I were to compose a ranking list
This way is east, isn't it? - Last place is either Dagan or- - Seize Them! 00:09
This way is east, isn't it? - Last place is either Daga...
Mute all his sad life, - Seize Them! 00:10
Mute all his sad life,
Oh, hey, if you're heading east, beware a certain forest. - Seize Them! 00:06
Oh, hey, if you're heading east, beware a certain fores...
I should be sitting at my desk - Seize Them! 00:06
I should be sitting at my desk
Socialising, giving orders. Mmm... - Seize Them! 00:06
Socialising, giving orders. Mmm...
All day, all night, another day. - Seize Them! 00:05
All day, all night, another day.
Oh, my toes, they look like boxers' eyelids! - Seize Them! 00:08
Oh, my toes, they look like boxers' eyelids!
I'm-I'm rancid. I'm rotting. - Seize Them! 00:05
I'm-I'm rancid. I'm rotting.
My royal body requires a palace to rest in. - Seize Them! 00:05
My royal body requires a palace to rest in.
Harsh as a lion, she tramples her foes, - Seize Them! 00:27
Harsh as a lion, she tramples her foes,
Alright, if you must, but it doesn't matter to me. - Seize Them! 00:07
Alright, if you must, but it doesn't matter to me.
Though she's proved elusive so far, - Seize Them! 00:10
Though she's proved elusive so far,
When I was a girl, I found myself with no family, - Seize Them! 00:10
When I was a girl, I found myself with no family,
So, I banged my little fists on the citadel gates - Seize Them! 00:08
So, I banged my little fists on the citadel gates
One night I'm sent to fetch his dinner, - Seize Them! 00:09
One night I'm sent to fetch his dinner,
So, he gives an order to feed me to his wolves. - Seize Them! 00:06
So, he gives an order to feed me to his wolves.
His wife, Queen Fritha, bargained for my life. - Seize Them! 00:06
His wife, Queen Fritha, bargained for my life.
And she said - - Seize Them! 00:13
And she said -