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Humble Joan, Humble Joan, Humble Joan, HumbleJoan, Humble Joan

Humble Joan, Humble Joan, Humble Joan, Humble
Joan, Humble Joan

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Humble Joan, Humble Joan,
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Humble Joan, Humble Joan, Humble Joan...
Duration
10 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:37
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy, history
Production
DJ Films,Stigma Films

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Dark Ages Britain where Queen Dagan is toppled by a revolution led by Humble Joan. The Queen becomes a fugitive in her own land, and must face hardship and danger as she embarks on a voyage to win back her throne.
Humble Joan, Humble Joan, - Seize Them! 00:09
Humble Joan, Humble Joan,
Five days now since Dagan fell, - Seize Them! 00:10
Five days now since Dagan fell,
I have heard she lurks here, in the east, - Seize Them! 00:07
I have heard she lurks here, in the east,
And I've heard she's done poos in your wells. - Seize Them! 00:05
And I've heard she's done poos in your wells.
300 silver marks, - Seize Them! 00:12
300 silver marks,
Stop it! She's here. - Seize Them! 00:06
Stop it! She's here.
So, they took the path where nobody goes, - Seize Them! 00:12
So, they took the path where nobody goes,
Bobik, tell this woman she has us utterly lost. - Seize Them! 00:05
Bobik, tell this woman she has us utterly lost.
Well, I'll travel with her if I must. - Seize Them! 00:05
Well, I'll travel with her if I must.
So, all former relations are severed. - Seize Them! 00:05
So, all former relations are severed.
If it cheers you up, Bobik, you can have an extra county - Seize Them! 00:06
If it cheers you up, Bobik, you can have an extra county
Well, hey, I can imagine a great many - Seize Them! 00:05
Well, hey, I can imagine a great many
Imagine for a moment any fish in the river, - Seize Them! 00:07
Imagine for a moment any fish in the river,
Circle of safety, circle of safety, circle of safety, - Seize Them! 00:07
Circle of safety, circle of safety, circle of safety,
Saw him creep off with his long sword, - Seize Them! 00:06
Saw him creep off with his long sword,
Couldn't let him be the one to catch the great Queen Dagan. - Seize Them! 00:07
Couldn't let him be the one to catch the great Queen Da...
And now, 300 silver... - Seize Them! 00:05
And now, 300 silver...
You are a difficult person to track down and behead. - Seize Them! 00:06
You are a difficult person to track down and behead.
I mean, we go way back, and I thought... - Seize Them! 00:05
I mean, we go way back, and I thought...
- Dee, dee, dee, dee, dee... - Seize Them! 00:06
- Dee, dee, dee, dee, dee...