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Humble Joan, I challenge you to single combat
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Humble Joan, I challengeyou to single combat

Humble Joan, I challenge
you to single combat

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Humble Joan, I challenge you to single combat.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:13
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy, history
Production
DJ Films,Stigma Films

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Movie Summary

Dark Ages Britain where Queen Dagan is toppled by a revolution led by Humble Joan. The Queen becomes a fugitive in her own land, and must face hardship and danger as she embarks on a voyage to win back her throne.
If I can fell the tallest oak, - Seize Them! 00:09
If I can fell the tallest oak,
Such pretty nails and such a soft foot. - Seize Them! 00:06
Such pretty nails and such a soft foot.
Mum! No! - Seize Them! 00:07
Mum! No!
Oh, a fighting queen at last! - Seize Them! 00:05
Oh, a fighting queen at last!
Oooh, D-D-D-D-D Dagan! - Seize Them! 00:05
Oooh, D-D-D-D-D Dagan!
Oh. Oh, titting balls. - Seize Them! 00:06
Oh. Oh, titting balls.
A what A privy chute - Seize Them! 00:11
A what A privy chute
Shulmay, Shulmay, Shulmay, Shulmay, Shulmay, Shulmay, - Seize Them! 00:06
Shulmay, Shulmay, Shulmay, Shulmay, Shulmay, Shulmay,
The Queen had outwitted the rebels and escaped. - Seize Them! 00:10
The Queen had outwitted the rebels and escaped.
When I was a girl I would watch my father punish traitors - Seize Them! 00:21
When I was a girl I would watch my father punish traitors
And then he would cleave off their arses - Seize Them! 00:07
And then he would cleave off their arses
Now, Leofwine, - Seize Them! 00:08
Now, Leofwine,
For weeks, I feared Leofwine was playing both sides, - Seize Them! 00:09
For weeks, I feared Leofwine was playing both sides,
{\an8}'To Chancellor Leofwine, - Seize Them! 00:11
{\an8}'To Chancellor Leofwine,
'By Fingerstone Rock -' - Seize Them! 00:08
'By Fingerstone Rock -'
I'm finished - Seize Them! 00:07
I'm finished
It said Ivarr and Guthrum - Seize Them! 00:07
It said Ivarr and Guthrum
Then they'll muster armies and longships - Seize Them! 00:06
Then they'll muster armies and longships
One hundred and - - Seize Them! 00:16
One hundred and -
My Queen, you are conspicuous - Seize Them! 00:07
My Queen, you are conspicuous