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I'll open your head and stab you in the fucking mind
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I'll open your head and stabyou in the fucking mind

I'll open your head and stab
you in the fucking mind

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I'll open your head and stab you in the fucking mind.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:06
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, history
Production
DJ Films,Stigma Films

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Movie Summary

Dark Ages Britain where Queen Dagan is toppled by a revolution led by Humble Joan. The Queen becomes a fugitive in her own land, and must face hardship and danger as she embarks on a voyage to win back her throne.
I'll hang your balls from a spike - Seize Them! 00:07
I'll hang your balls from a spike
Very, very, very tiny balls. - Seize Them! 00:06
Very, very, very tiny balls.
Is that all you've got, you cock-sucking witches? - Seize Them! 00:05
Is that all you've got, you cock-sucking witches?
I was a superb puppeteer, was I not? - Seize Them! 00:05
I was a superb puppeteer, was I not?
So, we take the Great East Road from here, - Seize Them! 00:07
So, we take the Great East Road from here,
And I'm still wearing this little chap. - Seize Them! 00:06
And I'm still wearing this little chap.
I said that exact thing only a week ago to others. - Seize Them! 00:05
I said that exact thing only a week ago to others.
You two haven't murdered me, not even a tiny bit. - Seize Them! 00:07
You two haven't murdered me, not even a tiny bit.
And when I'm back on my throne, - Seize Them! 00:08
And when I'm back on my throne,
Your mum, Queen Fritha, gave it to Shulmay, - Seize Them! 00:09
Your mum, Queen Fritha, gave it to Shulmay,
Okay, we're getting attention. We need to leave, quietly. - Seize Them! 00:05
Okay, we're getting attention. We need to leave, quietl...
Oh God, your breath is like a badger's arse. - Seize Them! 00:05
Oh God, your breath is like a badger's arse.
You are a super fine lady. - Seize Them! 00:06
You are a super fine lady.
This is an interaction of some kind, but what exactly? - Seize Them! 00:06
This is an interaction of some kind, but what exactly?
Is there a way east which isn't the Great East Road? - Seize Them! 00:06
Is there a way east which isn't the Great East Road?
A way that's, er, much quicker, - Seize Them! 00:08
A way that's, er, much quicker,
Ur-Nammu the Great loved his wolves, - Seize Them! 00:09
Ur-Nammu the Great loved his wolves,
Story goes he tried to make a Man-Wolf companion - Seize Them! 00:10
Story goes he tried to make a Man-Wolf companion
First, a fella was kidnapped, - Seize Them! 00:09
First, a fella was kidnapped,
It was a monster made with magic only a king can undo. - Seize Them! 00:07
It was a monster made with magic only a king can undo.