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What shit spader breaks their own shit spade?
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What shit spader breakstheir own shit spade?

What shit spader breaks
their own shit spade?

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What shit spader breaks their own shit spade?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:59
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy, history
Production
DJ Films,Stigma Films

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Dark Ages Britain where Queen Dagan is toppled by a revolution led by Humble Joan. The Queen becomes a fugitive in her own land, and must face hardship and danger as she embarks on a voyage to win back her throne.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. - Seize Them! 00:06
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
Since the death of Ur-Nammu the Great, - Seize Them! 00:15
Since the death of Ur-Nammu the Great,
Now is the time for sweet revenge. - Seize Them! 00:05
Now is the time for sweet revenge.
You low, low wretches, - Seize Them! 00:10
You low, low wretches,
Suck my fat scorn, you maggoty churl. - Seize Them! 00:05
Suck my fat scorn, you maggoty churl.
I'll open your head and stab you in the fucking mind. - Seize Them! 00:05
I'll open your head and stab you in the fucking mind.
I'll hang your balls from a spike - Seize Them! 00:07
I'll hang your balls from a spike
Very, very, very tiny balls. - Seize Them! 00:06
Very, very, very tiny balls.
Is that all you've got, you cock-sucking witches? - Seize Them! 00:05
Is that all you've got, you cock-sucking witches?
I was a superb puppeteer, was I not? - Seize Them! 00:05
I was a superb puppeteer, was I not?
So, we take the Great East Road from here, - Seize Them! 00:07
So, we take the Great East Road from here,
And I'm still wearing this little chap. - Seize Them! 00:06
And I'm still wearing this little chap.
I said that exact thing only a week ago to others. - Seize Them! 00:05
I said that exact thing only a week ago to others.
You two haven't murdered me, not even a tiny bit. - Seize Them! 00:07
You two haven't murdered me, not even a tiny bit.
And when I'm back on my throne, - Seize Them! 00:08
And when I'm back on my throne,
Your mum, Queen Fritha, gave it to Shulmay, - Seize Them! 00:09
Your mum, Queen Fritha, gave it to Shulmay,
Okay, we're getting attention. We need to leave, quietly. - Seize Them! 00:05
Okay, we're getting attention. We need to leave, quietl...
Oh God, your breath is like a badger's arse. - Seize Them! 00:05
Oh God, your breath is like a badger's arse.
You are a super fine lady. - Seize Them! 00:06
You are a super fine lady.
This is an interaction of some kind, but what exactly? - Seize Them! 00:06
This is an interaction of some kind, but what exactly?