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You two haven't murdered me, not even a tiny bit
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Seize Them!

You two haven't murderedme, not even a tiny bit

You two haven't murdered
me, not even a tiny bit

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You two haven't murdered me, not even a tiny bit.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:48
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy, history
Production
DJ Films,Stigma Films

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Movie Summary

Dark Ages Britain where Queen Dagan is toppled by a revolution led by Humble Joan. The Queen becomes a fugitive in her own land, and must face hardship and danger as she embarks on a voyage to win back her throne.
And when I'm back on my throne, - Seize Them! 00:08
And when I'm back on my throne,
Your mum, Queen Fritha, gave it to Shulmay, - Seize Them! 00:09
Your mum, Queen Fritha, gave it to Shulmay,
Okay, we're getting attention. We need to leave, quietly. - Seize Them! 00:05
Okay, we're getting attention. We need to leave, quietl...
Oh God, your breath is like a badger's arse. - Seize Them! 00:05
Oh God, your breath is like a badger's arse.
You are a super fine lady. - Seize Them! 00:06
You are a super fine lady.
This is an interaction of some kind, but what exactly? - Seize Them! 00:06
This is an interaction of some kind, but what exactly?
Is there a way east which isn't the Great East Road? - Seize Them! 00:06
Is there a way east which isn't the Great East Road?
A way that's, er, much quicker, - Seize Them! 00:08
A way that's, er, much quicker,
Ur-Nammu the Great loved his wolves, - Seize Them! 00:09
Ur-Nammu the Great loved his wolves,
Story goes he tried to make a Man-Wolf companion - Seize Them! 00:10
Story goes he tried to make a Man-Wolf companion
First, a fella was kidnapped, - Seize Them! 00:09
First, a fella was kidnapped,
It was a monster made with magic only a king can undo. - Seize Them! 00:07
It was a monster made with magic only a king can undo.
And it dwells in those woods still, - Seize Them! 00:09
And it dwells in those woods still,
Them what don't believe the beast is real! - Seize Them! 00:05
Them what don't believe the beast is real!
Humble Joan, Humble Joan, - Seize Them! 00:10
Humble Joan, Humble Joan,
Humble Joan, Humble Joan, - Seize Them! 00:09
Humble Joan, Humble Joan,
Five days now since Dagan fell, - Seize Them! 00:10
Five days now since Dagan fell,
I have heard she lurks here, in the east, - Seize Them! 00:07
I have heard she lurks here, in the east,
And I've heard she's done poos in your wells. - Seize Them! 00:05
And I've heard she's done poos in your wells.
300 silver marks, - Seize Them! 00:12
300 silver marks,