You know what I wanna do? I wanna do a Jap. Hey! How about Carla Morgan? I hear she's...
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Miosky: [speaking for the first time] You know what I wanna do? I wanna do a Jap.
Barry 'Virus' Kremmer: Hey! How about Carla Morgan? I hear she's half Jewish!
[Miosky slaps Virus across the face]
Miosky: Not that kind of Jap. A real Jap from China. With silky soft skin, almond eyes and straight blonde hair.
Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: [sarcastic] A blonde Japanese. Hmmmm.
Miosky: They're a rare breed, but they're out there - and I'm gonna find one
Barry 'Virus' Kremmer: Hey! How about Carla Morgan? I hear she's half Jewish!
[Miosky slaps Virus across the face]
Miosky: Not that kind of Jap. A real Jap from China. With silky soft skin, almond eyes and straight blonde hair.
Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: [sarcastic] A blonde Japanese. Hmmmm.
Miosky: They're a rare breed, but they're out there - and I'm gonna find one
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A blond Japanese
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They're a rare breed but they're out there
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and I'm gonna find one
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Movie Summary
To embarrass his rival, a scheming senator uses nitwit Ohio teens who are invited to a Washington gathering on educational failure.
