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Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony, and a plastic rocket, and

Dear Buddha, please bring me apony, and a plastic rocket, and... Mal! What are youdoing...

Serenity • 2005

Dear Buddha, please bring me apony, and a plastic rocket, and... Mal! What are youdoing here? Well, you invited me. I never thought for a secondyou'd be stupid enough to come. Well, that makes youkind of a tease, doesn't it? You knew my invitationwasn't on the level. Which led me to conclude thatyou must be in some trouble. I'm fine. I'm giddy. For a woman schooled in tellinga man what he wants to hear......you ain't much of a liar. Mal,you cannot handle this man

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Dear Buddha please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket and

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Mal What are you doing here

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Well you invited me

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I never thought for a second you'd be stupid enough to come

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Well that makes you kind of a tease doesn't it

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You knew my invitation wasn't on the level

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Which led me to conclude that you must be in some trouble

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I'm fine I'm giddy

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For a woman schooled in telling a man what he wants to hear

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you ain't much of a liar Mal you cannot handle this man

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عزيزي بوذا أرجوك أحضر لي مهرا و صاروخا بلاستيكيا ميل ماذا تفعل هنا

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لقد دعوتني

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لقد كان الأمر منذ قليل و كنت غبيا لكي تحضر

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لا بد أن الأمر قد أبهجك أليس كذلك

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إن دعوتي لم تكن على هذا المستوى

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هذا يعني أنك ربما تعانين من بعض المشاكل

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أنا أتأسف

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أية مدارس تقول للرجل مالذي يريد أن يسمعه منك و مالذي لا يريده

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ميل لا يمكنك أن تكون هنا

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Milý Buddho strašně bych chtěla poníka a gumovou raketu a taky

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Male Co tady děláš

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Pozvala jsi mě

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Ale nemyslela jsem že budeš tak hloupý a přijdeš

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Takže ty sis se mnou jenom hrála

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Věděl jsi že to pozvání je léčka

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Z čehož jsem si vyvodil že máš asi potíže

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Nic mi není Jen se mi točí hlava

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Na ženu která umí říkat muži co rád slyší

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ti lhaní moc nejde Male s tím mužem to nezvládneš

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Jeg har et slagskib liggende i kredsløb kaptajn

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Vi låste fast på Serenitys signal da De ramte atmosfæren

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Jeg kan sige et ord og sende et missil

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til det præcise koordinat i løbet af tre minutter

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Hvis du gør det

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må du hellere slutte fred med din kære og vattede herre

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lmpulssignal

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Boeddha ik wil een pony een plastic raket en

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Mal wat doe je hier

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Je vroeg of ik kwam Dat je zo stom bent om te komen

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Mij een beetje gek maken

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Ik deed alsof

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Dus je zit in de problemen

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Totaal niet

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Je liegt slecht

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voor een dame uit jouw vak Je kunt deze man niet aan

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Minulla on sota alus kiertoradalla

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Jäljitimme Serenityn signaalin laskeutuessanne

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Saan ohjukset siihen paikkaan

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kolmessa minuutissa

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Jos teet sen

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paras tehdä sopu rakkaan ja pörröisen Luojasi kanssa

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Cher Bouddha apportez moi un poney une fusée en plastique et

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Mal Que fais tu ici

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Ben tu m'as invité

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Je ne te croyais pas assez débile pour venir

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Tu cherchais donc bien à m'aguicher

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Tu savais que cette invitation n'était pas sincère

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Ce qui m'a laissé penser que tu avais des ennuis

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Je vais bien Je vais très bien

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Pour une femme dont le métier est de dire aux hommes ce qu'ils veulent entendre

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tu ne mens pas très bien Mal tu n est pas à la hauteur de ce type

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Lieber Buddha schenk mir ein Pony eine Plastikrakete und

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Mal was tust du hier

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Du wolltest dass ich vorbeikomme

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Ich dachte nicht dass du so dumm bist und kommst

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Da macht dich besonders reizend oder

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Du wusstest dass meine Einladung nicht ernst gemeint war

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Und genau deswegen nahm ich an dass du in Schwierigkeiten bist

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Mir geht's prächtig

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Für eine die weiß einem Mann zu sagen was er hören will

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bist du eine schlechte Lügnerin Du kommst gegen den Kerl nicht an

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Καλέ μου Βούδα στείλε μου ένα πόνυ κι έναν πλαστικό πύραυλο

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Μαλ Τι κάνεις εδώ

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Εσύ με προσκάλεσες

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Δε σκέφτηκα ούτε λεπτό ότι θα έκανες τη βλακεία να έρθεις

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Δεν σε κάνει προκλητική αυτό

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Ήξερες ότι η πρόσκλησή μου δεν ήταν αληθινή

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Απ αυτό συμπέρανα ότι είσαι σε μπελάδες

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Είμαι μια χαρούλα

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Αν και έχεις εκπαιδευτεί να λες σ έναν άντρα αυτό που θέλει ν ακούσει

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δεν είσαι καλή στα ψέματα

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Μαλ δεν μπορείς να τον αντιμετωπίσεις αυτόν

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בודהה יקר תביא לי בבקשה פוני טיל פלסטיק ו

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מאל מה אתה עושה פה

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את הזמנת אותי

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לא חשבתי שאתה די טיפש כדי לבוא

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אז את אוהבת להתגרות בגברים מה

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ידעת שההזמנה שלי לא היתה אמיתית

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מה שהביא אותי למסקנה שאת בצרה כלשהי

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אני בסדר יש לי סחרחורת

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כאישה שלמדה להגיד לגבר מה שהוא רוצה לשמוע

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את לא שקרנית טובה מאל האיש הזה גדול עליך

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Buddha yang terkasih tolong berikan aku kuda poni dan roket plastik dan

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Mal Apa yang kau lakukan di sini

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Kau yang mengundangku

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Aku tak berpikir sedetikpun bahwa kau akan begitu bodoh datang kemari

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Kelihatannya sekarang kau sedang menggoda bukan

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Kau tahu undanganku tidak pada tempatnya

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Itu membuatku menarik kesimpulan bahwa kau sedang dalam kesulitan

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Aku baik baik saja Aku cuma gamang

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Untuk seorang wanita yang dididik saat bicara pada seorang pria atas apa yang ingin dia dengar

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kau tampaknya bukan seorang pembohong

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Mal kau tak bisa mengatasi orang ini

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부처님 간절히 비나이

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여긴 웬일이에요

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초대했잖아

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누가 진짜 오랬나

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또 바가지야

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함정인 거 뻔히 알면서

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그래서 구해주러 왔지

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난 됐거든요

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당신은 거짓말을

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더 배워야겠어 빨리 도망이나 쳐요

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Jeg har et krigsskip i fjern kretsing

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Det er peilet inn mot Serenitys signalsender

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På beskjed fra meg kan en rakett

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nå den senderen på tre minutter

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Gjør du det

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håper jeg du har fred med din skaper

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Signalsender

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Drogi Buddo podaruj mi kucyka i plastikową wyrzutnię rakiet

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Mal co ty tu robisz

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Cóż zaprosiłaś mnie

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Do głowy mi nie przyszło że będziesz na tyle głupi aby przylecieć

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Czyli lubisz się drażnić tak

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Wiedziałeś że moje zaproszenie było źle sformułowane

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Dlatego doszedłem do wniosku że masz kłopoty

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Wszystko w porządku Mam zawroty głowy

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Jak na kobietę szkoloną mówić mężczyźnie to co chce usłyszeć

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to słabiutko kłamiesz Mal nie dasz mu rady

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Querido Buda por favor queria um pónei um foguetão de plástico

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Mal O que fazes aqui

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Convidaste me

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Não pensei que fosses estúpido a ponto de vir

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És mesmo provocadora

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O convite não era sincero

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O que me levou a concluir que estás com problemas

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Estou óptima na maior

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Para quem aprendeu a dizer aos homens o que querem ouvir

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não mentes muito bem Não consegues dar conta dele

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Дорогой Будда пожалуйста принеси мне пони и пластиковую ракету и

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Мэл Что ты здесь делаешь

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Ну ты меня пригласила

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Я никогда ни на секунду не думала что ты будешь достаточно туп чтобы сюда придти

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Ну это тебя типа дразнит не так ли

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Ты знал что мое приглашение поверхностное

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Что привело меня к заключению о том что ты должно быть в неприятности

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Я нормально Я несерьезно

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Для женщины которую обучали говорить мужчинам то что они хотят слышать

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ты не особо врунишка Мэл ты не справишься с этим парнем

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Querido Buddha por favor tráeme un pony y un cohete plástico y

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Mal Qué haces aquí

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Bueno me invitaste

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No pensé ni por un segundo que serías tan estúpido como para venir acá

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Bueno eso te convierte en una tentación no es cierto

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Sabías que mi invitación no era a ese nivel

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Lo que me llevó a la conclusión de que estás en problemas

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Estoy bien Estoy feliz

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Para ser una mujer educada para decirle a un hombre lo que quiere oir

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no eres buena mintiendo Mal tu no puedes enfrentarte a este hombre

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Snälla Buddha jag önskar mig en ponny en plastraket

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Vad gör du här Mal

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Du bjöd in mig

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Jag trodde inte att du var så dum

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Det är väl du som retas

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Jag menade det inte

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Då måste du vara illa ute

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Det är ingen fara

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För nån som är skolad i konsten att förföra män

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är du inte mycket till lögnare Du klarar inte av honom

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Sevgili Buda lütfen bana bir midilli plastik bir roket ve

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Mal Burada ne arıyorsun

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Şey sen çağırdın

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Bir saniyeliğine bile gelecek kadar aptal olacağını düşünmemiştim

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Bu seni biraz alaycı biri yapıyor öyle değil mi

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Davetimin gerçek olmadığını sen de biliyordun

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Bu da başının dertte olduğu sonucuna varmamı sağladı

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Ben iyiyim Biraz sersemledim

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Bir adama duymak istediklerini söylemek üzere eğitilmiş bir kadın için

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iyi bir yalancı değilsin Mal bu adamla başa çıkamazsın

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Любий Буддо подаруй мені поні пластмасову ракету та

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Меле Що ти тут робиш

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Ти мене запросила

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Я й гадки не мала що в тебе стане розуму прилетіти

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Отже ти мене лише дражнила

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Ти знав що я не могла всерйоз тебе запросити

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Саме тому я й вирішив що ти потрапила в халепу

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Радше в полон своєї легковажності

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Для жінки яку навчали казати чоловікові що він хоче почути

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ти цілком серйозна Меле тобі не вдасться його здолати

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Duration

27 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:50:43

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, sci-fi

Production

Universal Pictures,Barry Mendel Productions

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Movie Summary

The crew of the ship Serenity try to evade an assassin sent to recapture telepath River.