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Bye!

Seriously Single

Bye! -- Pictures of him sleepingis an eight on the stalker scale. It's not stalkingif...

Seriously Single • 2020

Bye! -[door closes]
-[squeals] [chuckles] [sighs] [Noni] Pictures of him sleeping
is an eight on the stalker scale. [Dineo] It's not stalking
if we've had sex. You know, it was supposed to be
a one-night stand like mine. But with less piercings. We need to stop doing that, by the way.
You really... Aren't you, like, 45 now? [in Afrikaans] Piss off. -[in English] Okay, sorry, 50.
-Hey. [Dineo chuckles] I'm a chartered accountant
living her best life and I don't need anyone to fund it. Bitch, I'm killing 35. I don't know.
That doesn't keep you warm at night. Oh, there's a whole world of men for that,
and some women, too. There's only one man I want. [sighs] You don't even have his phone number

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Bye!

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-[door closes] -[squeals]

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[chuckles]

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[sighs]

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[Noni] Pictures of him sleeping is an eight on the stalker scale.

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[Dineo] It's not stalking if we've had sex.

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You know, it was supposed to be a one-night stand like mine.

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But with less piercings.

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We need to stop doing that, by the way. You really... Aren't you, like, 45 now?

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[in Afrikaans] Piss off.

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-[in English] Okay, sorry, 50. -Hey.

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[Dineo chuckles]

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I'm a chartered accountant living her best life

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and I don't need anyone to fund it.

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Bitch, I'm killing 35.

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I don't know. That doesn't keep you warm at night.

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Oh, there's a whole world of men for that, and some women, too.

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There's only one man I want.

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[sighs]

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You don't even have his phone number.

Duration

44 seconds

Views

62

Timestamp in Movie

00:18:39

Uploaded

May 27, 2025

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

N/A

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Movie Summary

Dineo is the definition of serial monogamist. She dates to fall in love; she falls in love to get married. But she never gets married. She always ends up being dumped. When she meets Lunga Sibiya, he seems to be the man she's wait...