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Ow! Of course your first draft is gonna be bad. It's gonna be terrible. Then you know what you do, H

Ow! Of courseyour first draft is gonna be bad. It's gonna be terrible.Then you know what...

Set It Up • 2018

Ow! Of courseyour first draft is gonna be bad. It's gonna be terrible.Then you know what you do, Harper? You go back and you make it better. But you can't make it betteruntil you actually do it. You're not a bad writer yet.Stop feeling sorry for yourself and just write something bad. Yes, Kirsten was mean.But you learned so much from her. You just never had the time to use it. And now, bud, you got the time. So, get off your bony little assand just do it! -Okay.-Okay. I'm gonna write... the shittiest article ever written. Yes. It's gonna suck ass.I can't wait to read it. Okay. I got this. Okay. Okay. Yes. Okay. Are you cleaning this up?Are we gonna hire someone?

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Ow

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Of course your first draft is gonna be bad

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It's gonna be terrible Then you know what you do Harper

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You go back and you make it better

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But you can't make it better until you actually do it

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You're not a bad writer yet Stop feeling sorry for yourself

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and just write something bad

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Yes Kirsten was mean But you learned so much from her

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You just never had the time to use it

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And now bud you got the time

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So get off your bony little ass and just do it

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Okay Okay

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I'm gonna write

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the shittiest article ever written

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Yes It's gonna suck ass I can't wait to read it Okay I got this

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Okay Okay Yes Okay

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Are you cleaning this up Are we gonna hire someone

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بالطبع ستكون المسودة الأولى رديئة

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ستكون فظيعة هل تعرفين ما تفعلين بعد ذلك يا هاربر

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ستعودين إلى تنقيحه وتحسينه

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لكن لا يمكنك تحسينه ما لم تكتبيه فعليا

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لم يثبت بعد أنك كاتبة فاشلة كفي عن الرثاء لنفسك

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واكتبي شيئا رديئا

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صحيح كانت كيرستن قاسية لكنك تعلمت منها الكثير

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لكنك لم تجدي الوقت الكافي لاستغلال ذلك

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والآن يا صديقتي لديك الوقت

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فانهضي وأكملي الكتابة

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حسنا حسنا

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سأكتب

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أسوأ مقال ك تب على الإطلاق

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أجل سيكون بشعا أتحرق شوقا لقراءته حسنا سأنجح

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حسنا أجل

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هل ستنظفين هذا المكان هل سنعين شخصا لتنظيفه

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Ау

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Разбира се че първият ви проект ще бъде лош

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Ще бъде ужасно Тогава знаеш какво правиш Харпър

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Ще се върнете и ще го направите по добре

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Но не можете да го направите по добре докато не го направите

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Все още не си лош писател Престанете да съжалявате за себе

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си и просто напишете нещо лошо

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Да Кирстен беше зле Но вие сте научили толкова много от нея

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Ти просто никога нямаше време да го използваш

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И сега пъпка имаш време

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Така че слезте от кокалестата си задника и просто го направете

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Добре Добре

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Аз ще пиша най

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глупавата статия писана някога

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Да Това ще смуче задника Не мога да чакам да го прочета Добре Получих това

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Добре Добре Да Добре

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Почистваш ли това Ще наемем ли някой

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第一遍草稿都是很差的

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肯定很糟糕然后你知道该怎么做吗哈珀

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重新写写得更好

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但是你不去写就不会写得更好

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你连差劲的写手都算不上所以别在自怨自艾了

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先写点差劲的东西出来

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没错克尔斯汀是很坏可你跟她学了那么多

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可你从来都没有时间好好用上

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而现在姐们你有时间了

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所以你给我打起精神来写吧

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好好

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我要写一篇

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世界上最差的文章

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太棒了肯定会很难看我都等不及要看了好了我能行

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好行

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你会打扫吗还是我们请人来打扫

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Første udkast er da altid dårligt

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Det er elendigt Og ved du hvad man så gør

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Så forbedrer man den

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Men det kan man kun hvis man rent faktisk skriver den

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Du er ikke dårlig endnu Lad være med at have ondt af dig selv

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og skriv en dårlig artikel

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Ja Kirsten var led men du lærte en masse af hende

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Du fik det bare aldrig brugt

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Nu er tiden kommet min ven

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Så let din flade røv og gør det

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Okay Okay

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Jeg skriver

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verdens ringeste artikel

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Ja En lorteartikel Jeg glæder mig Okay Nu kører det

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Okay Ja Okay

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Rydder du op eller skal vi hyre en

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Natuurlijk wordt de eerste versie slecht En weet je wat je daarna doet

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Dan maak je die beter

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Maar dat kan niet tenzij je dat werk ook echt doet

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Je bent nog geen slechte schrijver Genoeg zelfmedelijden

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Schrijf gewoon iets slechts

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Ja Kirsten was gemeen maar je hebt veel van haar geleerd

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Je had alleen geen tijd om er wat mee te doen

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Maar nu heb je wel tijd vriend

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Ga dus van je schriele reet af en doe er wat mee

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Ik ga 't slechtste artikel ooit schrijven

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Ik kan niet wachten om het te lezen Oké ik kan dit

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Ruim jij dit op of huren we iemand in

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Tietysti ensimmäinen luonnos on huono Se on kamala Tiedätkö mitä

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Sinun pitää vain kehittää sitä

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Et voi kehittää sitä jos et ole tehnyt sitä

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Et ole vielä huono kirjoittaja Lopeta itsesi sääliminen

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ja kirjoita jotain huonoa

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Kyllä Kirsten oli ilkeä mutta opit häneltä kauheasti

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Et vain ole ehtinyt käyttää sitä

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Ja nyt sinulla on aikaa

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Joten nouse luisevalta perseeltäsi ja tee se

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Selvä

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Minä kirjoitan

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maailman paskimman artikkelin

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Se on ihan perseestä Haluan lukea sen Okei Homma hanskassa

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Siivoatko nämä vai palkkaammeko jonkun

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Oui le premier jet est nul

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C'est normal Tu sais ce que tu vas faire

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Tu vas l'améliorer

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Pour ça il faut d'abord l'écrire

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Tu n'es pas encore mauvaise auteure Arrête de chialer

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et ponds une merde

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Oui Kirsten était méchante Mais elle t'a beaucoup appris

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Tu n'avais pas le temps de l'appliquer

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Mais ça y est Tu as le temps

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Alors bouge ton petit cul maigrelet

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D'accord D'accord

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Je vais écrire

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le pire article de tous les temps

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Une vraie bouse j'ai hâte de le lire Ça va le faire

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Oui D'accord

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Tu ranges Ou j'appelle quelqu'un

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Klar es ist der erste Entwurf

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Der ist schlecht Aber weißt du was Harper

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Dann verbesserst du ihn

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Aber das geht erst wenn du dich ranmachst

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Du bist keine schlechte Autorin Hör auf mit dem Selbstmitleid

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und schreib los

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Ja Kirsten war gemein Aber sie hat dir viel beigebracht

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Du hattest nur nie Zeit es anzuwenden

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Aber jetzt hast du sie

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Beweg deinen knöchrigen Hintern und leg endlich los

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Ok Ok

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Ich schreibe

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den beschissensten Artikel meines Lebens

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Hundsmiserabel Ich freue mich drauf Ok Kein Problem

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Ok Ja Ok

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Machst du sauber oder eine Putzfrau

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Στην αρχή θα είναι κακό

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Θα είναι φρικτό Ξέρεις τι πρέπει να κάνεις

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Να γυρίσεις και να το βελτιώσεις

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Όσο χρειαστεί ώσπου να τα καταφέρεις

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Δεν είσαι κακή Πάψε να λυπάσαι τον εαυτό σου

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και γράψε κάτι κακό

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Η Κίρστεν ήταν κακιά Αλλά σου έμαθε πολλά

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Απλώς δεν είχες χρόνο να τα χρησιμοποιήσεις

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Τώρα όμως έχεις χρόνο

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Ξεκίνα και κάν' το

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Εντάξει Εντάξει

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Θα γράψω

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το χειρότερο άρθρο που γράφτηκε ποτέ

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Θα είναι απαίσιο Ανυπομονώ να το διαβάσω Εντάξει Το 'πιασα

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Εντάξει Ναι Εντάξει

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Θα συγυρίσεις καθόλου ή να πάρουμε καθαρίστρια

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כמובן שהטיוטה הראשונה שלך תהיה גרועה

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היא תהיה איומה ואת יודעת מה עושים אז הרפר

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חוזרים ומשפרים

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אבל לא תוכלי לשפר אותו עד שלא תכתבי אותו באמת

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את עדיין לא כותבת גרועה תפסיקי לרחם על עצמך

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ותכתבי משהו גרוע

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כן קירסטן היתה מרושעת אבל למדת ממנה המון

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פשוט לא היה לך זמן ליישם את זה

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ועכשיו חברה יש לך זמן

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אז תרימי את התחת הרזה שלך ותעשי את זה

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בסדר בסדר

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אני אכתוב

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את המאמר הכי מחורבן שנכתב אי פעם

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כן הוא יהיה זוועה אני כבר מחכה לקרוא אותו

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בסדר אין בעיה

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טוב כן טוב

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את מתכוונת לנקות את זה או שנשכור מישהו

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Ow

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Tentu saja draf pertama akan buruk

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Akan mengerikan Lalu kau tahu apa Harper

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Kau akan kembali dan memperbaikinya

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Tapi kau tak bisa memperbaikinya sebelum benar benar menulisnya

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Kau belum jadi penulis yang buruk Berhenti mengasihani dirimu sendiri

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dan tulislah sesuatu yang buruk

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Ya Kirsten jahat Tapi kau belajar banyak darinya

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Kau cuma tak punya waktu untuk menggunakannya

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Dan sekarang Kawan kau punya waktu

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Jadi angkat pantat kurusmu itu dan lakukan

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Oke Oke

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Aku akan menulis

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artikel terburuk yang pernah ada

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Ya Artikelmu akan sangat buruk Aku tak sabar membacanya

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Oke Aku bisa mengatasinya

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Oke Oke Ya Oke

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Kau akan membersihkan ini Apa kita akan pekerjakan orang

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È normale che la prima bozza faccia pena

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Sarà una schifezza Ma sai cosa fai Harper

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Lo rifai e lo migliori

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Ma non puoi migliorarlo finché non lo farai

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Non sei ancora una pessima autrice Smetti di piangerti addosso

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e scrivi una cosa schifosa

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Sì Kirsten era malvagia Ma hai imparato tanto da lei

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Non hai mai avuto il tempo di usarlo

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E ora bella il tempo ce l'hai

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Quindi alza quelle chiappe scheletriche e fallo

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Ok Ok

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Scriverò

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l'articolo più di merda di sempre

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Sarà una cagata Non vedo l'ora di leggerlo Ok Posso farcela

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Ok Ok Sì Ok

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Qui pulisci tu O assumiamo qualcuno

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最初の記事が最低なのは当然よ

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だから書き直していいものにするの

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そうでなきゃいい記事にならない

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自分に同情するのはやめて最低な記事を書きなさい

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ボスは意地悪よ

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でもたくさんのことを学んだでしょ

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今はそれを生かす時間がたっぷりある

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書くのよ

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分かったわ

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これから

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史上最低の記事を書く

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そうよ早く読ませて

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任せといて

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頑張ってきてね

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これあなたが片づける

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초고니까 당연하지

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당연히 끔찍하겠지만 어째야겠어 하퍼

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다시 돌아가서 더 낫게 써야지

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하지만 네가 실제로 하기 전에는 더 낫게 할 수가 없잖아

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아직은 실력 없는 작가가 아니야 처지 한탄은 그만하고

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형편없는 뭔가라도 써

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그래 커스틴이 못된 건 맞지만 너도 정말 많이 배웠어

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그걸 써먹을 시간이 없었을 뿐이야

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그런데 이제 남는 게 시간이잖아

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그러니까 그 말라빠진 엉덩이 떼고 글을 쓰란 말이야

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알았어 좋아

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지금부터 나는

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이때까지 써본 적 없는 허접쓰레기를 써볼게

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그래 얼마나 끔찍할까 빨리 읽고 싶어 죽겠네 좋아 나는 할 수 있어

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그래 좋아

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이거 네가 치울 거야 아니면 사람 불러 치울래

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Selvsagt er førsteutkastet dårlig

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Det er forferdelig Hva gjør du da Harper

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Da gjør du det bedre

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Men det blir ikke bedre før du gjør det

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Du er ikke dårlig ennå Slutt å synes synd på deg selv

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og skriv noe dårlig

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Kirsten var slem men du lærte mye av henne

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Du fikk bare aldri brukt det

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Men nå har du tid kompis

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Så kom deg opp og gjør det

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Ok Ok

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Jeg skal skrive

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verdens dårligste artikkel

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Den kommer til å suge Gleder meg til å lese den Jeg fikser dette

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Ok Ja

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Skal du rydde opp Må vi leie inn noen

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Pierwsza wersja zawsze będzie zła

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Wręcz okropna Wiesz co wtedy Harper

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Poprawiasz go

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Ale nie możesz go poprawić dopóki go nie napiszesz

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Nie jesteś jeszcze złą pisarką Przestań się mazać

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i napisz coś złego

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Tak Kirsten była wredna Ale wiele się od niej nauczyłaś

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Tylko nie miałaś kiedy z tego skorzystać

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Teraz dziewczyno masz czas

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Więc rusz swój kościsty tyłek i zrób to

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Okej Okej

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Napiszę

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najbardziej gówniany artykuł w historii

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To będzie dno Z chęcią go przeczytam Okej Dam radę

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Okej Dobra

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Posprzątasz to Zatrudnisz sprzątaczkę

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Claro que o primeiro rascunho vai ser mau

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Vai ser terrível Mas sabes o que fazes

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Melhora lo

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Mas não o podes melhorar até o fazeres

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Ainda não és má escritora Para de ter pena de ti mesma

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e escreve algo mau

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Sim a Kirsten foi má mas aprendeste tanto com ela

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Só nunca tiveste tempo de o pôr em prática

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E agora amiga tens tempo

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Levanta te e põe mãos à obra

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Está bem Pronto

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Vou escrever

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o pior artigo alguma vez escrito

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Sim Vai ser horrível Quero tanto lê lo Pronto Eu consigo

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Pronto Sim

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Vais limpar isto Vamos contratar alguém

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Evident că prima ciornă e oribilă

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Așa e normal să fie Și știi ce faci după

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Îl reiei și l faci mai bun

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Dar trebuie să l termini ca să l poți face mai bun

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Nu ești o scriitoare slabă încă Nu ți mai plânge de milă

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și scrie ceva prost

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Da Kirsten a fost rea dar ai învățat multe de la ea

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N ai avut timp să folosești ce ai învățat

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Acum ai timp

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Ridică te de pe fundul ăla plat și treci la treabă

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Bine Bine

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O să scriu

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cel mai de rahat articol scris vreodată

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Da Va fi o mizerie De abia aștept să l citesc Bine se rezolvă

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Da bine Așa

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Faci curat aici sau angajăm pe cineva

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Конечно твой первый набросок будет не очень

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Первый блин всегда комом Но знаешь что ты сделаешь потом Харпер

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Ты вернёшься и доведёшь его до ума

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Но ты не доведёшь его до ума пока не приступишь к нему

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Ты пока что не знаешь плохой ли из тебя журналист Прекрати жалеть себя

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и просто напиши что нибудь плохое

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Да Кирстен была жестока Но ты столькому у неё научилась

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У тебя просто не было времени воспользоваться этим

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А теперь подруга у тебя есть время

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Так что поднимай свою костлявую задницу и просто сделай это

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Хорошо Хорошо

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Я напишу

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самую дерьмовую статью из когда либо написанных

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Да Это будет отстой Мне уже не терпится её прочесть

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Хорошо Я справлюсь

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Хорошо Хорошо Да Хорошо

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Ты уберёшь всё это Или мы наймём кого то

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Claro que tu primer borrador será malo

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Será horrible Y después sabes qué harás

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Volverás y lo mejorarás

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Pero no podrás mejorarlo hasta que lo hagas en serio

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No eres mala escritora aún Deja de autocompadecerte

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y ponte a escribir algo malo

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Sí Kirsten era malvada Pero aprendiste mucho de ella

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Solo que no tuviste tiempo para usarlo

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Y ahora hermana tienes tiempo

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Así que levanta ese trasero huesudo y hazlo

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De acuerdo De acuerdo

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Voy a escribir

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el artículo más de mierda que se haya escrito

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Sí Será un asco Me muero por leerlo Bien Lo tengo

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Bien Sí bien

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Limpiarás esto Contratamos a alguien

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Så klart att ditt första utkast blir dåligt

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Det blir uruselt Vet du vad du gör sen

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Du går tillbaka och gör den bättre

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Men den kan inte bli bättre förrän du gör det

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Du är ingen dålig skribent än Sluta självömka

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och skriv något dåligt

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Ja Kirsten var elak men du lärde dig mycket av henne

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som du aldrig har haft tid att utnyttja

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Och nu har du tiden

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Så res dig från din spinkiga häck och gör det

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Okej Okej

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Jag tänker skriva

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den värsta artikeln någonsin

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Den kommer att suga den ska bli kul att läsa Det här fixar jag

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Okej

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Tänker du städa eller ska vi anställa någon

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แน ส ว าภาพร างแรกแย

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ม นต องห วยอย แล ว แล วเธอทำไงร ม ย ฮาร เปอร

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เธอก กล บไปแก ให ม นด ข น

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แต เธอแก ให ม นด ข นไม ได จนกว าจะลงม อทำจร งๆ

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เธอย งไม ใช น กเข ยนท ห วย เล กสมเพชต วเอง

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แล วเข ยนบทความห วยๆ ซะ

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ใช เค ร สเตนใจร าย แต เธอก เร ยนร จากหล อนมาเยอะ

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เธอแค ไม เคยม เวลานำม นมาใช

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ตอนน เพ อนเอ ย เธอม เวลาแล ว

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ด งน น ล กข นแล วลงม อซะ

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ตกลง ตกลง

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ฉ นจะเข ยน

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บทความท ห วยท ส ดในโลก

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ด มาก ม นจะห วยแตก ฉ นอยากอ านจะแย แล ว ตกลง ฉ นทำได

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ด ๆ เย ยม ด

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เธอจะเก บกวาดเองหร อเราต องจ างแม บ าน

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Elbette ilk taslağın kötü olacak

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Korkunç olacak Sonra ne yapacaksın Harper

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Tekrar başlayıp düzelteceksin

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Ama bitirene kadar düzeltmeye başlayamazsın

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Henüz kötü bir yazar değilsin Kendine acımayı bırak

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ve kötü bir şey yaz

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Evet Kirsten sert biriydi Ama ondan çok şey öğrendin

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Bunları uygulayacak vaktin yoktu

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Artık vaktin var dostum

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Kaldır şu sıska kıçını ve bitir bu işi

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Tamam Tamam

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Şimdiye kadarki

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en boktan makaleyi yazacağım

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Berbat olacak Okumak için can atıyorum Tamam Halledeceğim

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Tamam Evet

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Burayı temizleyecek misin Birini mi tutsak

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Duration

50 seconds

Views

17

Timestamp in Movie

01:27:27

Uploaded

Mar 17, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Treehouse Pictures

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Movie Summary

Two corporate executive assistants hatch a plan to match-make their two bosses.