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Seven Cemeteries

A recent parolee (Danny Trejo) gets a Mexican witch to resurrect his old posse so that they can help him save a woman's ranch from a ruthless drug lord.

Director

John Gulager

Year

Genre

comedy, fantasy, horror

Box Office

N/A

Production

7C Productions,Rebellium Films,Road-Dawg Films

Awards

N/A

Bravo

Hector

Miguel

Bruja

Maria Canals-Barrera

Tommy Lasorda

Guadalupe

Viejita

Abuelo

Dolores

Eugene

Vincent M. Ward

Carmela

Samantha Ashley

Matteo

Deputy

Quasimodo

Richard Esteras

Sheriff Jake

Young Bravo

Mercenary

Prison Guard #2

Max

Stickface

Mercenary

Henchman #1

Pete O. Partida

Tammy LaSorta

Delores Wheeler

Mercenary

Prisoner

(credit only)

Ignacio Alvarado

Sicario

Jose Rey Villarruel III

Cartel Hitman

Mercenary

Prisoner

Mercenary

Prison Guard

Gregory Allen Tiberius

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(wind whistling) - Seven Cemeteries

(wind whistling)

- (speaking foreign language) - Seven Cemeteries

- (speaking foreign language)

- On my age, time is not
something you take for granted. - Seven Cemeteries

- On my age, time is not something you take for granted.

- Family, pride, history. - Seven Cemeteries

- Family, pride, history.

(suspenseful music) - Seven Cemeteries

(suspenseful music)

- (speaking foreign language) - Seven Cemeteries

- (speaking foreign language)

(Carmela crying) - Seven Cemeteries

(Carmela crying)

Turn over your ranch or uh... - Seven Cemeteries

Turn over your ranch or uh...

(Carmela sobs) - Seven Cemeteries

(gun clicks) - Seven Cemeteries

He wants my ranch and he'll
be back at dawn to take it. - Seven Cemeteries

He wants my ranch and he'll be back at dawn to take it.

Unless you've got an
army in your pocket, - Seven Cemeteries

Unless you've got an army in your pocket,

(dramatic music) - Seven Cemeteries

(dramatic music)

Mr. Bravo, heard you just
got released from Huntsville. - Seven Cemeteries

Mr. Bravo, heard you just got released from Huntsville.

- All the same, I
think we'd best bring - Seven Cemeteries

- All the same, I think we'd best bring

- Alright sir, just turn
on that body camera. - Seven Cemeteries

- Alright sir, just turn on that body camera.

It was working fine this
morning, but oh well. - Seven Cemeteries

It was working fine this morning, but oh well.

- Unless you got a warrant Jake,
you can get off my property. - Seven Cemeteries

- Unless you got a warrant Jake, you can get off my property...

- You might want to think
twice about pointing - Seven Cemeteries

- You might want to think twice about pointing

The lady here obviously doesn't
wanna press any charges. - Seven Cemeteries

The lady here obviously doesn't wanna press any charges...

(Bravo groans) - Seven Cemeteries

That there's somebody
bigger than both of us - Seven Cemeteries

That there's somebody bigger than both of us

Now it stands to
reason that if there's - Seven Cemeteries

Now it stands to reason that if there's

(gun clicks) - Seven Cemeteries

(suspenseful music) - Seven Cemeteries

(suspenseful music)

(gun clicks) - Seven Cemeteries

Sorry son of a bitch.
(gun clicks) - Seven Cemeteries

Sorry son of a bitch. (gun clicks)

(gun clicks) - Seven Cemeteries

(gun clicks) - Seven Cemeteries

(Bravo grunting)
(wind whistling) - Seven Cemeteries

(Bravo grunting) (wind whistling)

(truck door closes) - Seven Cemeteries

(truck door closes)

(Bravo groaning) - Seven Cemeteries

(Bravo groaning)

It's over there in a
mason jar if you want it. - Seven Cemeteries

It's over there in a mason jar if you want it.

Anyway, welcome back. - Seven Cemeteries

Anyway, welcome back.

- Well, maybe I
don't wanna squeeze - Seven Cemeteries

- Well, maybe I don't wanna squeeze

He didn't wanna come back, - Seven Cemeteries

He didn't wanna come back,

(chair creaks) - Seven Cemeteries

He'll talk the hide off
a cow when he gets going. - Seven Cemeteries

He'll talk the hide off a cow when he gets going.

(gun clicks) - Seven Cemeteries

But bruja works, as
does enchantress. - Seven Cemeteries

But bruja works, as does enchantress.

Like him, I'm dead, fuck. - Seven Cemeteries

Like him, I'm dead, fuck.

You consider yourself lucky
that I got to you just in time. - Seven Cemeteries

You consider yourself lucky that I got to you just in time.

Like baby cakes over here, - Seven Cemeteries

Like baby cakes over here,

And not just any life, - Seven Cemeteries

And not just any life,

Full of pain and joy
and satisfying sex. - Seven Cemeteries

Full of pain and joy and satisfying sex.

But first, he has to earn it. - Seven Cemeteries

But first, he has to earn it.

- If you're looking
for another play thing, - Seven Cemeteries

- If you're looking for another play thing,

(Bravo cries out) - Seven Cemeteries

(Bravo cries out)

Every day I spent in that cell, - Seven Cemeteries

Every day I spent in that cell,

But dreaming and doing
are two different things. - Seven Cemeteries

But dreaming and doing are two different things.

Legends, they don't give up. - Seven Cemeteries

Legends, they don't give up.

- Back then I had a crew,
(speaking foreign language) - Seven Cemeteries

- Back then I had a crew, (speaking foreign language)

Now, I'm nothing
like I used to be. - Seven Cemeteries

Now, I'm nothing like I used to be.

- There's nobody
alive crazy enough - Seven Cemeteries

- There's nobody alive crazy enough

(dramatic music) - Seven Cemeteries

(dramatic music)

- The Aztecs believed that the
sun gave life to all things. - Seven Cemeteries

- The Aztecs believed that the sun gave life to all things.

But the sun's light could
not reach the underworld - Seven Cemeteries

But the sun's light could not reach the underworld

Cause we only got till dawn
to save this lady's farm. - Seven Cemeteries

Cause we only got till dawn to save this lady's farm.

Just stand over a
grave and bleed. - Seven Cemeteries

Just stand over a grave and bleed.

(scoffs) He is useless as
week old fish. - Seven Cemeteries

(scoffs) He is useless as week old fish.

(bruja groans) - Seven Cemeteries

(dramatic music) - Seven Cemeteries

(dramatic music)

- Like you're
locked in the trunk - Seven Cemeteries

- Like you're locked in the trunk

I know, weirdly specific, right? - Seven Cemeteries

I know, weirdly specific, right?

(Bravo groans) - Seven Cemeteries

No pain, no expectations. - Seven Cemeteries

No pain, no expectations.

(Miguel grunts) - Seven Cemeteries

(Miguel grunts)

(dramatic music) - Seven Cemeteries

(dramatic music)

(Bravo grunts) - Seven Cemeteries

(dirt steaming) - Seven Cemeteries

(dirt steaming)

- Just never got to enjoy the
process from up here before. - Seven Cemeteries

- Just never got to enjoy the process from up here before.

(dramatic music) - Seven Cemeteries

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music) - Seven Cemeteries

(dramatic music)

(speaking foreign language) - Seven Cemeteries

(speaking foreign language)

(dramatic music) - Seven Cemeteries

(dramatic music)

(Eugene grunting) - Seven Cemeteries

(Eugene grunting)

(upbeat music) - Seven Cemeteries

(Eugene growls) - Seven Cemeteries

(Eugene growls)

(shovel thuds) - Seven Cemeteries

(shovel thuds) - Seven Cemeteries

Whatever you did
to me, I liked it. - Seven Cemeteries

Whatever you did to me, I liked it.

- No, see this dog
don't bark for nobody. - Seven Cemeteries

- No, see this dog don't bark for nobody.

You see the world is going to
remember Eugene B... - Seven Cemeteries

You see the world is going to remember Eugene B...

One week in the Texas sun, - Seven Cemeteries

One week in the Texas sun,

Only thing the world
will remember about you - Seven Cemeteries

Only thing the world will remember about you

What you got right now,
just a down payment. - Seven Cemeteries

What you got right now, just a down payment.

Man, I ain't going
nowhere looking like - Seven Cemeteries

Man, I ain't going nowhere looking like

You know I can rip
your head clean off, - Seven Cemeteries

You know I can rip your head clean off,

Why don't you do yourself a
favor and shut the fuck up? - Seven Cemeteries

Why don't you do yourself a favor and shut the fuck up?

(dramatic music) - Seven Cemeteries

(dramatic music)

Seven Cemeteries poster

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A recent parolee (Danny Trejo) gets a Mexican witch to resurrect his old posse so that they can help him save a woman's ranch from a ruthless drug lord.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: John Gulager

Writer: John Gulager, Joel Soisson

Production: 7C Productions,Rebellium Films,Road-Dawg Films

Genre: comedy, fantasy, horror

Year: 2024

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 4.5

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 11 Oct 2024

Awards: N/A

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