"Seven Psychopaths" quotes

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A struggling screenwriter inadvertently becomes entangled in the Los Angeles criminal underworld after his oddball friends kidnap a gangster's beloved Shih Tzu.

Director: Martin McDonagh
Writer: Martin McDonagh
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 66/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $15,024,049
Released: 12 Oct 2012
Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award3 wins & 21 nominations total

51 Clips

Of course I worry but God loves us I know He does - Seven Psychopaths 00:10
Of course I worry but God loves us I know He does
It's a kidnapped dog You don't just give back a kidnapped dog - Seven Psychopaths 00:22
It's a kidnapped dog You don't just give back a kidnapped...
Hiya Kaya - Seven Psychopaths 00:04
Hiya Kaya
You shot him in the back - Seven Psychopaths 00:06
You shot him in the back
What are you talking baby Chinese - Seven Psychopaths 00:22
What are you talking baby Chinese
MARTY I don't remember doing anything to piss her off - Seven Psychopaths 00:17
MARTY I don't remember doing anything to piss her off
Are you pissed at me for something baby - Seven Psychopaths 00:11
Are you pissed at me for something baby
It's impossible - Seven Psychopaths 00:13
It's impossible
Now I've labeled these guns for you - Seven Psychopaths 00:17
Now I've labeled these guns for you
Sorry for hitting you in the face so hard - Seven Psychopaths 00:09
Sorry for hitting you in the face so hard
This guy just telephoned a psycho killer - Seven Psychopaths 00:06
This guy just telephoned a psycho killer
In Cuba the torturers used to have a device two thin metal spikes - Seven Psychopaths 00:22
In Cuba the torturers used to have a device two thin metal...
When you use my story in your movie - Seven Psychopaths 00:20
When you use my story in your movie
No you know what I think the movie should be - Seven Psychopaths 00:36
No you know what I think the movie should be
TOMMY Was it Dillinger got shot through the eyeball - Seven Psychopaths 00:36
TOMMY Was it Dillinger got shot through the eyeball
TOMMY Was it Dillinger got shot through the eyeball - Seven Psychopaths 00:35
TOMMY Was it Dillinger got shot through the eyeball
This is kind of like that window of time - Seven Psychopaths 00:25
This is kind of like that window of time
Now don't get mad - Seven Psychopaths 00:36
Now don't get mad
BILLY That's Hans man He's a proper Christian - Seven Psychopaths 00:09
BILLY That's Hans man He's a proper Christian
You ever worry we was wrong all those years - Seven Psychopaths 00:35
You ever worry we was wrong all those years
BILLY Monday the 14th - Seven Psychopaths 00:23
BILLY Monday the 14th
Fuck the cops Fuck them - Seven Psychopaths 00:06
Fuck the cops Fuck them
Holy fuck What the hell happened - Seven Psychopaths 00:12
Holy fuck What the hell happened
Are you out of your alcoholic fucking mind - Seven Psychopaths 00:06
Are you out of your alcoholic fucking mind
That was the gist - Seven Psychopaths 00:34
That was the gist
Where's your guns - Seven Psychopaths 00:12
Where's your guns
CHARLIE What's with your sour fucking puss - Seven Psychopaths 00:30
CHARLIE What's with your sour fucking puss
Are you nervous because we're killing a chick - Seven Psychopaths 00:08
Are you nervous because we're killing a chick
I got the title - Seven Psychopaths 00:36
I got the title
Here's my guns mister - Seven Psychopaths 00:36
Here's my guns mister
Nothing's the matter with me - Seven Psychopaths 00:26
Nothing's the matter with me
When you gonna get a job that ain't just stealing from folks Hans - Seven Psychopaths 00:21
When you gonna get a job that ain't just stealing from folks...
You were fucked from birth - Seven Psychopaths 00:19
You were fucked from birth
MARTY Billy's a psychopath Hans - Seven Psychopaths 00:11
MARTY Billy's a psychopath Hans
You didn't think I was serious just because I carry a rabbit around - Seven Psychopaths 00:05
You didn't think I was serious just because I carry a rabbit...
But either way have some pride in yourself - Seven Psychopaths 00:12
But either way have some pride in yourself
So you know your Vietcong psycho story - Seven Psychopaths 00:37
So you know your Vietcong psycho story
You ever shoot a guy in his eyeball - Seven Psychopaths 00:13
You ever shoot a guy in his eyeball
We can't leave him - Seven Psychopaths 00:25
We can't leave him
Well that's just fucking great Oh great - Seven Psychopaths 00:13
Well that's just fucking great Oh great
MARTY How are you ever gonna get a job Billy - Seven Psychopaths 00:10
MARTY How are you ever gonna get a job Billy
Because you can't let the animals die in a movie Just the women - Seven Psychopaths 00:05
Because you can't let the animals die in a movie Just the...
I don't have a drinking problem I just like drinking - Seven Psychopaths 00:13
I don't have a drinking problem I just like drinking
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind - Seven Psychopaths 00:34
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind
My wife is sitting on a chair someplace Some gray place - Seven Psychopaths 00:32
My wife is sitting on a chair someplace Some gray place
Should've brought that gun along buddy - Seven Psychopaths 00:11
Should've brought that gun along buddy
That's a great fucking psychopath Marty - Seven Psychopaths 00:27
That's a great fucking psychopath Marty
Martin I've been reading your movie - Seven Psychopaths 00:36
Martin I've been reading your movie
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind - Seven Psychopaths 00:27
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind
I'm gonna be over to kill you on Tuesday - Seven Psychopaths 00:11
I'm gonna be over to kill you on Tuesday
Put your hands up - Seven Psychopaths 00:22
Put your hands up

Cast

Larry - Michael Pitt
Tommy - Michael Stuhlbarg
Billy - Sam Rockwell
Marty - Colin Farrell
Kaya - Abbie Cornish
Hans - Christopher Walken
Blonde Lady - Helena Mattsson
Myra - Linda Bright Clay
Man in Hat - Harry Dean Stanton
Killer - James Landry Hébert
Cellmate - Christopher Gehrman
Catholic Priest - Christian Barillas
Al - Joseph Lyle Taylor
Dennis - Kevin Corrigan
Charlie - Woody Harrelson
Sharice - Gabourey Sidibe
Paulo - Zeljko Ivanek
Vietnamese Priest - Long Nguyen
The Hooker - Christine Marzano
Hispanic Guy - Frank Alvarez
Zachariah - Tom Waits
Young Zachariah - Brendan Sexton III
Maggie - Amanda Warren
The Butcher - John Bishop
The Hippy - Richard Wharton
Angela - Olga Kurylenko
Barman - Johnny Bolton
First Cop - Ronnie Gene Blevins
Fellow Monk - Tai Chan Ngo
Bonny - Bonny
Missing Dog - George the Basset-Hound
Guy at Park - Jason Boots
Corporal Nobel - Lionel D. Carson
Warehouse Dog - Chester the Chihuahua
Receptionist - Samantha Cutaran
Doctor - Kiran Deol
Warehouse Dog - Finnegan the Dog
Warehouse Dog - Paxton the Dog
Diner Patron - Ryan Driscoll
ER Doctor - Kenneth Flanagan
Monk - Sam B. Lorn
Tommy's Mother - Sandy Martin
Hero Serviceman - Ben L. Mitchell
Judge - Arnold Montey
Crime Scene Tech - Lourdes Nadres
Girl - Jamie Noel
Patron at Bar - Ante Novakovic
Judge - Patrick O'Connor
Warehouse Dog - Owen the Golden Retriever
Vietnamese Onlooker - Richard Par
Dog Trainer Neighbor - Andrew Schlessinger
Mafia Funeral Mourner - Scott Anthony Simmons
Vietnamese Rider - Ricky Titus-Lam
Irish Priest - Todd Weeks