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Seven Psychopaths

A struggling screenwriter inadvertently becomes entangled in the Los Angeles criminal underworld after his oddball friends kidnap a gangster's beloved Shih Tzu.

Director

Martin McDonagh

Year

Genre

Box Office

$15,024,049

Production

BFI,Blueprint Pictures,Film4 Productions,HanWay Films

Awards

Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award3 wins & 21 nominations total

Homepage

http://www.sevenpsychopaths.com/

Larry

Tommy

Michael Stuhlbarg

Billy

Marty

Kaya

Hans

Christopher Walken

Blonde Lady

Helena Mattsson

Myra

Linda Bright Clay

Man in Hat

Harry Dean Stanton

Killer

James Landry Hébert

Cellmate

Christopher Gehrman

Catholic Priest

Christian Barillas

Al

Joseph Lyle Taylor

Dennis

Charlie

Woody Harrelson

Sharice

Gabourey Sidibe

Paulo

Vietnamese Priest

The Hooker

Christine Marzano

Hispanic Guy

Zachariah

Young Zachariah

Brendan Sexton III

Maggie

The Butcher

The Hippy

Richard Wharton

Angela

Barman

First Cop

Ronnie Gene Blevins

Fellow Monk

Bonny

Missing Dog

George the Basset-Hound

Guy at Park

Corporal Nobel

Lionel D. Carson

Warehouse Dog

Chester the Chihuahua

Receptionist

Samantha Cutaran

Doctor

Warehouse Dog

Finnegan the Dog

Warehouse Dog

Diner Patron

ER Doctor

Kenneth Flanagan

Monk

Tommy's Mother

Hero Serviceman

Ben L. Mitchell

Judge

Crime Scene Tech

Girl

Patron at Bar

Judge

Patrick O'Connor

Warehouse Dog

Owen the Golden Retriever

Vietnamese Onlooker

Dog Trainer Neighbor

Andrew Schlessinger

Mafia Funeral Mourner

Scott Anthony Simmons

Vietnamese Rider

Ricky Titus-Lam

Irish Priest

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Paulo Hans Zachariah Marty Billy Charlie Tommy Larry Myra Catholic Priest Kaya The Hooker Vietnamese Priest

Was it Dillinger got shot through the eyeball or am I thinking of somebody else? - Seven Psychopaths

Was it Dillinger got shot through the eyeball or am I...

Moe Greene got shot through the eyeball in The GodfatherYeah I'm talking about in real lifeSomebody in real life got shot through the eyeballWho was thatWell no Larry many people in real life have got shot through the eyeballI'm just saying I think - Seven Psychopaths

Moe Greene got shot through the eyeball in The GodfatherYeah...

You ever shoot a guy in his eyeballI stabbed a guy in his ear once ice pick right in his fucking earYeah see that'd be a different subject That'd be ears - Seven Psychopaths

You ever shoot a guy in his eyeballI stabbed a guy in his...

Are you nervous because we're killing a chickYeah look at me I'm shaking I got the chick killing shakes - Seven Psychopaths

Are you nervous because we're killing a chickYeah look...

Ln Cuba the torturers used to have a device two thin metal spikesplaced here that they adjustedand slowly millimeter by millimeter pricked into the eyeballsYou're kidding me Those Communist motherfuckersWell no Larry These are the ones those Communist - Seven Psychopaths

Ln Cuba the torturers used to have a device two thin metal...

Hey, Martin, it's your agent calling again. - Seven Psychopaths

Hey, Martin, it's your agent calling again.

Hiya, Kaya. - Seven Psychopaths

You doing yoga? - Seven Psychopaths

You doing yoga?

How are you ever gonna get a job Billyif you break the director guy's nose before you even got the partI didn't mean to break his noseHis nose was just in the middle of where I was punching - Seven Psychopaths

How are you ever gonna get a job Billyif you break the...

I'm going to work Are you pissed at me for something babyWhy would I be pissed at you MartyBecause you're a cunt Billy - Seven Psychopaths

I'm going to work Are you pissed at me for something...

I don't remember doing anything to piss her off. - Seven Psychopaths

I don't remember doing anything to piss her off.

Big boy. - Seven Psychopaths

-Hi. ls this your dog? -Oh, my God! -I have to pay you. -No, please. I can't. -Take this. - Seven Psychopaths

-Hi. ls this your dog? -Oh, my God! -I have to pay you. -No,...

Hey, hey. - Seven Psychopaths

Five hundred bucks, baby. - Seven Psychopaths

Five hundred bucks, baby.

When you gonna get a job that ain't just stealing from folks HansI'm a 63 year old ain't worked in 20 years Myra where am I gonna get a jobGovernmentGovernmentA job that ain't just stealing from folksGovernment - Seven Psychopaths

When you gonna get a job that ain't just stealing from...

So how's the Seven Psychopaths coming along MartySlow slowI got the titleJust haven't been able to come up with all the psychopaths yetHow many you got OneAnd he ain't really much of a psychopath He's more of a kind of a BuddhistA BuddhistYeah See I'm - Seven Psychopaths

So how's the Seven Psychopaths coming along MartySlow...

-That's a great fucking psychopath, Billy. - Seven Psychopaths

-That's a great fucking psychopath, Billy.

And when she was discovered, the slit in her throat turned out to be the least of the damage done to her. - Seven Psychopaths

And when she was discovered, the slit in her throat turned...

And he found himself a place to stay and he determined to live a simple, joyous life in the years now left to him. - Seven Psychopaths

And he found himself a place to stay and he determined to...

A simple, joyous life was not what was left to him. - Seven Psychopaths

A simple, joyous life was not what was left to him.

This went on for 1 1 fucking years, till finally the killer went mad. - Seven Psychopaths

This went on for 1 1 fucking years, till finally the killer...

So he cut his own throat open, and the last thing that the killer ever saw was the old man take out a cut-throat razor of his own, put it to his throat, and slice. - Seven Psychopaths

So he cut his own throat open, and the last thing that the...

Where were you walking him, Sharice? - Seven Psychopaths

Where were you walking him, Sharice?

You think I'm gonna see Wendy again when I go? - Seven Psychopaths

You think I'm gonna see Wendy again when I go?

You ever worry we was wrong all those years, and there ain't no Heaven and there ain't no nothing? - Seven Psychopaths

You ever worry we was wrong all those years, and there...

Of course I worry but God loves us I know He doesHe's just got a funny way of showing it sometimes - Seven Psychopaths

Of course I worry but God loves us I know He doesHe's...

You're gonna have a nice time tonight, Billy. - Seven Psychopaths

You're gonna have a nice time tonight, Billy.

Hey, happy birthday. - Seven Psychopaths

Hey, happy birthday.

What's up, Bickle? - Seven Psychopaths

What's up, Bickle?

Kaya, that Quaker story, I told Marty that story in a bar two months ago. - Seven Psychopaths

Kaya, that Quaker story, I told Marty that story in a bar...

What you doing, honey? - Seven Psychopaths

What you doing, honey?

What are you talking baby ChineseVietnamese VietnameseVietnamese Yeah didn't we have like a big war with you guys one timeYeslt isn't over - Seven Psychopaths

What are you talking baby ChineseVietnamese...

What am I doing at your place, Billy? - Seven Psychopaths

What am I doing at your place, Billy?

For calling her a fucking bitch in front of all of her friends. - Seven Psychopaths

For calling her a fucking bitch in front of all of her...

Hello? Honey, listen, I can't exactly remember what happened last night. Do the words, "My girlfrien - Seven Psychopaths

Hello? Honey, listen, I can't exactly remember what...

Because they've got a drinking problem too - Seven Psychopaths

Because they've got a drinking problem too

I don't have a drinking problem I just like drinkingOf course you do MartyOne you're a writerTwo you're from IrelandIt's part of your heritage You're fucked - Seven Psychopaths

I don't have a drinking problem I just like drinkingOf...

You were fucked from birthSpanish have got bullfighting The French got cheeseAnd the Irish have got alcoholismAnd what have the Americans gotTolerance - Seven Psychopaths

You were fucked from birthSpanish have got bullfighting The...

Shoot, you're reading LA Weekly, are you? - Seven Psychopaths

Shoot, you're reading LA Weekly, are you?

Calling all psychopaths! - Seven Psychopaths

Calling all psychopaths!

All right, old man, get in the car. - Seven Psychopaths

All right, old man, get in the car.

Where do you keep the dogs? - Seven Psychopaths

Where do you keep the dogs?

-He ain't here! - Seven Psychopaths

-He ain't here!

But either way have some pride in yourselfHave some faith in Jesus Christ as your Lordand don't tell these scum sucking motherfuckers nothing - Seven Psychopaths

But either way have some pride in yourselfHave some faith in...

Holy fuck What the hell happened Some punks jumped usSaid they were looking for a little shih tzu Then some other punk killed those punksI've only been gone 1 0 fucking minutes Marty are you okay - Seven Psychopaths

Holy fuck What the hell happened Some punks jumped usSaid...

Fuck the cops Fuck them - Seven Psychopaths

Fuck the cops Fuck them

No cops. - Seven Psychopaths

You know, Marty, the way you're feeling today, all depressed and alcoholic and shit? - Seven Psychopaths

You know, Marty, the way you're feeling today, all...

Hey, are you waiting for somebody, old guy? - Seven Psychopaths

Hey, are you waiting for somebody, old guy?

Okay, you seem normal. - Seven Psychopaths

Okay, you seem normal.

Testing, one-two. - Seven Psychopaths

Testing, one-two.

-Zach? -Yeah. - Seven Psychopaths

Well, I guess it all began back when I was 1 7. - Seven Psychopaths

Well, I guess it all began back when I was 1 7.

Get in the house. - Seven Psychopaths

Get in the house.

1975 it was, she burned that hippie. - Seven Psychopaths

1975 it was, she burned that hippie.

There is something I'd like you to do for me, Martin. - Seven Psychopaths

There is something I'd like you to do for me, Martin.

When you use my story in your movieI'd like you to put a little message up there at the endI want you to tell her that I miss herAnd I love herAnd I should have helped her kill that hippie - Seven Psychopaths

When you use my story in your movieI'd like you to put...

-Can I help you? - Seven Psychopaths

-Can I help you?

How long's that gonna take? - Seven Psychopaths

How long's that gonna take?

What do you want Mrs. - Seven Psychopaths

What do you want Mrs.

You gonna shoot her? - Seven Psychopaths

You gonna shoot her?

I think you'd better wait around here for a while. - Seven Psychopaths

I think you'd better wait around here for a while.

What's your dog's name? - Seven Psychopaths

What's your dog's name?

I'm sure Mr. - Seven Psychopaths

He come visit her a lot? - Seven Psychopaths

He come visit her a lot?

He been in today? - Seven Psychopaths

He been in today?

Yeah. The Polack married a nigger. - Seven Psychopaths

Yeah. The Polack married a nigger.

Where is he now? - Seven Psychopaths

Where is he now?

Where's my dog? - Seven Psychopaths

Where's my dog?

Goodbye, Mrs. - Seven Psychopaths

-We should get out of here. - Seven Psychopaths

-We should get out of here.

You looking at something? - Seven Psychopaths

You looking at something?

Are you hurt? - Seven Psychopaths

What's that? - Seven Psychopaths

It's nice. - Seven Psychopaths

You have it. - Seven Psychopaths

It's a kidnapped dog You don't just give back a kidnapped dogDefeats the entire object of the kidnappingThey didn't just give Patty Hearst back did theyNo this dog is my Patty HearstExcept I ain't gonna keep it in a closet and make it rob a bankNo I'm - Seven Psychopaths

It's a kidnapped dog You don't just give back a...

Charlie, I know, I know we've been going through some tough times, but it's all gonna work out fine, I promise you. - Seven Psychopaths

Charlie, I know, I know we've been going through some...

Hi. Can you send an ambulance to 261 8 Mountain Drive? - Seven Psychopaths

Hi. Can you send an ambulance to 261 8 Mountain Drive?

So don't say I never do nothing for you. - Seven Psychopaths

So don't say I never do nothing for you.

Monday the 14th. - Seven Psychopaths

Monday the 14th.

BILLY Monday the 14th - Seven Psychopaths

BILLY Monday the 14th

Work out more ways of being a better friend to people. - Seven Psychopaths

Work out more ways of being a better friend to people.

Hey, hey. - Seven Psychopaths

First thing you gotta do, Charlie, you gotta pull yourself together. - Seven Psychopaths

First thing you gotta do, Charlie, you gotta pull yourself...

There's something else, Charlie. - Seven Psychopaths

There's something else, Charlie.

He's so calm. - Seven Psychopaths

That's Hans man He's a proper ChristianYou know proper old time Christian Not like these Fox News fucks - Seven Psychopaths

That's Hans man He's a proper ChristianYou know...

Do you wanna help me write Seven Psychopaths, Billy? - Seven Psychopaths

Do you wanna help me write Seven Psychopaths, Billy?

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A struggling screenwriter inadvertently becomes entangled in the Los Angeles criminal underworld after his oddball friends kidnap a gangster's beloved Shih Tzu.

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Director: Martin McDonagh

Writer: Martin McDonagh

Production: BFI,Blueprint Pictures,Film4 Productions,HanWay Films

Genre: comedy, crime

Year: 2012

MetaScore: 66/100

ImdbRating: 7.1

BoxOffice: $15,024,049

Released: 12 Oct 2012

Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award3 wins & 21 nominations total

Homepage: http://www.sevenpsychopaths.com/