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Ls that a guinea pig It's a gerbil isn't it That's enormousHey Marty we just seen some kind of giant gerbilMarty you alcoholic fucking bastardYou might wanna stop drinking Martin if this is the way
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Seven Psychopaths

Ls that a guinea pig It's a gerbil isn't it That's enormousHey Marty we just seen some...

Billy:
Is that a guinea pig? It's a gerbil, isn't it? That's enormous. Hey, Marty, we just seen some kind of giant gerbil.Billy:Marty, you alcoholic fucking bastard.Hans:Yeah, you might wanna stop drinking, Martin, If this is the way you're gonna behave.Marty:If this is the way I'm gonna... This guy just telephoned a psycho-killer to come down and psycho-kill us. And this guy's doubting a lifelong belief in the afterlife because of a psychedelic cactus he just ate. And you motherfuckers are telling me to behave?Billy:Whoa. Whoa. Time out. What's all this about doubting a lifelong belief in the afterlife because of a psychedelic cactus you just ate? Hans, what the heck?Hans:I met Myra. On the ridge. She had some things to say.Billy:About the afterlife being non-existent or something?Hans:That was the gist.Billy:No, no, it might have sounded like Myra. But you know why? Now don't get mad, but you know I can do Myra's voice pretty good. Yeah, I snuck up there a little while ago and I pretended to be her. I started saying all kinds of crazy stuff.Hans:Hmm? But what specifically did you say? About The place you were in? The place Myra was in. Huh? How did you describe it, specifically?Billy:You mean specifically?Hans:Yeah.Billy:I just kind of said it was all kind of... I just kind of said it was all kind of gray and shit.Hans:No

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ls that a guinea pig It's a gerbil isn't it That's enormous
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Hey Marty we just seen some kind of giant gerbil
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Marty you alcoholic fucking bastard
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You might wanna stop drinking Martin if this is the way you're gonna behave
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If this is the way I'm gonna
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This guy just telephoned a psycho killer to come down and psycho kill us
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And this guy's doubting a lifelong belief in the afterlife
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because of a psychedelic cactus he just ate
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And you motherfuckers are telling me to behave
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Time out What's all this about doubting a lifelong belief in the afterlife
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because of a psychedelic cactus you just ate
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Hans what the heck I met Myra
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On the ridge She had some things to say
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About the afterlife being non existent or something
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That was the gist
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No no it might have sounded like Myra
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But you know why
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Now don't get mad but you know I can do Myra's voice pretty good
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Yeah I snuck up there a little while ago and I pretended to be her
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I started saying all kinds of crazy stuff
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But what specifically did you say
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About the place
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you were in The place Myra was in
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How did you describe it specifically
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You mean specifically Yeah
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I just kind of said it was all kind of
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I just kind of said it was all kind of
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gray and shit
Available in 6 languages
Duration
111 seconds
Views
998
Timestamp in Movie
01:17:19
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
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Production
BFI,Blueprint Pictures,Film4 Productions,HanWay Films

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Movie Summary

A struggling screenwriter inadvertently becomes entangled in the Los Angeles criminal underworld after his oddball friends kidnap a gangster's beloved Shih Tzu.