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Sex Appeal

Avery, a teenager with a tendency towards perfectionism, enlists her friend Larson to help her prepare for her first time with her long-distance boyfriend.

Director

Talia Osteen

Year

Genre

comedy, drama, romance

Box Office

N/A

Production

LD Entertainment,American High,Lit Entertainment Group,Nickel City Pictures

Awards

N/A

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Avery

Larson

Mama Suze

Fortune Feimster

Ma Deb

Ma Kim

Rebecca Henderson

Casper

Danica McCollum

Ms. Russell

Ms. Carlson

Artemis Pebdani

Mr. Vemmer

Lyssa

Cheerleader Nikki

Troy Leigh-Anne Johnson

Tristan

Bianca

Belissa Escobedo

Jafar

Mateo

Daniel Iturriaga

Troy

Franklin

Marla

Neda Raj

Sahana Srinivasan

Tween Avery

Toddler Avery

Paisley Day Herrera

Toddler Larson

Elliott Osteen Hess

Toddler Girl

Luciana VanDette

Young Avery

Young Larson

Vincenzo Lisanti

AI Spock Voice Impersonator

Lifeguard Student

Woodshop Student

Jonathan Campano

StemCon Judge

Jock Teammate

Alex D. Jennings

College Rep

Background

Ryan Joseph Long

Sex-Ed Student

Victoria Martzloff

Classmate

Kaitlyn McKenzie

Student

Elizabeth O'Connor

Student

Student

Ashley Szczerbacki

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AVERY:
Who was this mysterious sex goddess? - Sex Appeal

AVERY: Who was this mysterious sex goddess?

Danica... - Sex Appeal

AVERY: If I was Frodo,
Danica was to be my Gandalf. - Sex Appeal

AVERY: If I was Frodo, Danica was to be my Gandalf.

- Yeah, that's definitely
the vibe you put out there. - Sex Appeal

- Yeah, that's definitely the vibe you put out there.

She was a mecca of sexual knowledge. - Sex Appeal

She was a mecca of sexual knowledge.

That's about half a centimeter
larger than my vaginal canal - Sex Appeal

That's about half a centimeter larger than my vaginal c...

- Well, you gotta know.
Report back with measurements. - Sex Appeal

- Well, you gotta know. Report back with measurements.

Okay, pretend like you're peeing
and you wanna stop that pee. - Sex Appeal

Okay, pretend like you're peeing and you wanna stop tha...

[exhales softly] - Sex Appeal

[exhales softly]

Look into it. This kind of
arrangement's quite equitable. - Sex Appeal

Look into it. This kind of arrangement's quite equitabl...

[exhales] - Sex Appeal

- ...data and... - Sex Appeal

- ...data and...

What are the moral stances
on using a practice partner - Sex Appeal

What are the moral stances on using a practice partner

SPOCK: Fuck nuts. Toilet face. - Sex Appeal

SPOCK: Fuck nuts. Toilet face.

- Oh, I'm gonna see Casper at STEMCON, - Sex Appeal

- Oh, I'm gonna see Casper at STEMCON,

I wrote "butt stuff"
but then I crossed that out, - Sex Appeal

I wrote "butt stuff" but then I crossed that out,

- I grazed your boob, it's a move, - Sex Appeal

- I grazed your boob, it's a move,

It was my first almost kiss - Sex Appeal

It was my first almost kiss

- Well, I'm letting you out on parole - Sex Appeal

- Well, I'm letting you out on parole

And let's be real,
how can I be exclusive - Sex Appeal

And let's be real, how can I be exclusive

So as long as we don't have sex
and there's no intimate feelings, - Sex Appeal

So as long as we don't have sex and there's no int...

I respect you too much for your brain, - Sex Appeal

I respect you too much for your brain,

- [sighs] It's definitely tempting. - Sex Appeal

- [sighs] It's definitely tempting.

I'm laying track to ask her
to prom right now, - Sex Appeal

I'm laying track to ask her to prom right now,

- Au contraire,
I'm offering you the multitool. - Sex Appeal

- Au contraire, I'm offering you the multitool.

I mean, if cute girl
ever fully looks at you, - Sex Appeal

I mean, if cute girl ever fully looks at you,

[school bell rings] - Sex Appeal

[school bell rings]

And all the data will go straight
into the development of the AI, - Sex Appeal

And all the data will go straight into the development of th...

I may be a genius, but I imagine - Sex Appeal

I may be a genius, but I imagine

So, our objective is
to master sexual excellence - Sex Appeal

So, our objective is to master sexual excellence

- So I'm glad I'm a real person
as opposed to a non-real person. - Sex Appeal

- So I'm glad I'm a real person as opposed to a no...

[scoffs] Love and sex
are entirely different entities. - Sex Appeal

[scoffs] Love and sex are entirely different entities.

- So... first on the list. Kissing. - Sex Appeal

- So... first on the list. Kissing.

[clears throat] - Sex Appeal

[clears throat]

- Not bad. - Sex Appeal

I'd like to scrape it first.
- [groans] - Sex Appeal

I'd like to scrape it first. - [groans]

♪ ...from his lips as he tells me
he can't get enough... ♪ - Sex Appeal

♪ ...from his lips as he tells me he can't get enough.....

♪ Burl Ives singing
What Child is This? ♪ - Sex Appeal

♪ Burl Ives singing What Child is This? ♪

[horns blowing] - Sex Appeal

[horns blowing]

[Larson clears throat] - Sex Appeal

[Larson clears throat]

You're, uh... you're like
the Egyptian plover to my crocodile. - Sex Appeal

You're, uh... you're like the Egyptian plover to m...

It literally survives off the rot
it picks out of a crocodile's teeth. - Sex Appeal

It literally survives off the rot it picks out of a crocodil...

Why am I a mouth stank-eating bird
instead of the crocodile? - Sex Appeal

Why am I a mouth stank-eating bird instead of the crocodile?

- Look, you're a bad-ass bird that lives
in the mouth of a Nile croc - Sex Appeal

- Look, you're a bad-ass bird that lives in the mouth o...

Maybe your hand goes under my shirt? - Sex Appeal

Maybe your hand goes under my shirt?

I mean, we've already...
dipped our feet in the pool. - Sex Appeal

I mean, we've already... dipped our feet in the pool.

[Avery giggling] - Sex Appeal

[Avery giggling]

[Avery giggling] - Sex Appeal

[Avery giggling]

- No, with everything we talked about,
I wanted to make sure that... - Sex Appeal

- No, with everything we talked about, I wanted to make sure...

[Larson sighs] - Sex Appeal

Trial one, kissing,
and trial two, fondling, - Sex Appeal

Trial one, kissing, and trial two, fondling,

- No, uh, what does it like? - Sex Appeal

- No, uh, what does it like?

'Cause you can't pull that off yourself.
I've tried. - Sex Appeal

'Cause you can't pull that off yourself. I've...

- Icy hot. [snarls] - Sex Appeal

- Icy hot. [snarls]

- A penis Picockso,
a Bonet, a Frida Cocklo. - Sex Appeal

- A penis Picockso, a Bonet, a Frida Cocklo.

- Then with the other hand, - Sex Appeal

- Then with the other hand,

- This is where it gets good.
[splatters] - Sex Appeal

- This is where it gets good. [splatters]

- Why are we expected to act
like a dude's sperm - Sex Appeal

- Why are we expected to act like a dude's sperm

- It's not junk, it's something
my body works hard to produce. - Sex Appeal

- It's not junk, it's something my body works hard...

- Hey, let's say I successfully
perform oral to the point of ejaculation. - Sex Appeal

- Hey, let's say I successfully perform oral to the poi...

- Okay.
[door clatters] - Sex Appeal

- Okay. [door clatters]

AVERY:
The more the data kept pointing to it, - Sex Appeal

AVERY: The more the data kept pointing to it,

[straining] - Sex Appeal

- And she's the perfect source, too,
because she's never been with a man. - Sex Appeal

- And she's the perfect source, too, because she's...

You've got your lefties, your righties,
your straight shooters, your curvatures, - Sex Appeal

You've got your lefties, your righties, your straight s...

Terrifying skin pickles, but you gotta
try things to know what you want. - Sex Appeal

Terrifying skin pickles, but you gotta try things to know wh...

- Okay, just remember, no matter the size,
it's the biggest you've ever seen. - Sex Appeal

- Okay, just remember, no matter the size, it's the big...

The losing the virginity,
this is what we've been training for. - Sex Appeal

The losing the virginity, this is what we've been train...

[line ringing] - Sex Appeal

MAMA SUZE: Got it. - Sex Appeal

MAMA SUZE: Got it.

[gasps] Oh, my God.
What are you watching? - Sex Appeal

[gasps] Oh, my God. What are you watching?

WOMAN ON TV: Ride 'em, cowboy!
- Oh, it's just... it was just on TV. - Sex Appeal

WOMAN ON TV: Ride 'em, cowboy! - Oh, it's just... ...

- Now, how come a penis on screen
is considered porn, - Sex Appeal

- Now, how come a penis on screen is considered porn,

- Learning how to have sex
by watching porn - Sex Appeal

- Learning how to have sex by watching porn

Okay, look, I just need to touch it.
I gotta get it over with. - Sex Appeal

Okay, look, I just need to touch it. I gotta get it over wit...

He's shy, he needs a little pep talk
before he comes out of the dressing room. - Sex Appeal

He's shy, he needs a little pep talk before he comes ou...

This is your moment to step
into your light and share your talent. - Sex Appeal

This is your moment to step into your light and share your t...

Aww!
- No, don't "aww," you can't do that. - Sex Appeal

Aww! - No, don't "aww," you can't do tha...

- Yeah.
- Uh, the show is not over. - Sex Appeal

- Yeah. - Uh, the show is not over.

AVERY: All right, buddy, you've got this.
I believe in you. - Sex Appeal

AVERY: All right, buddy, you've got this. I believe in ...

Oh! - Sex Appeal

Ah, yeah. - Sex Appeal

Whoa! - Sex Appeal

[straining] - Sex Appeal

LARSON: Yeahhhhhh...
- [deep, slow voice] Oh, shit! - Sex Appeal

LARSON: Yeahhhhhh... - [deep, slow voice] Oh, shit!

You know what, actually, I think we can
call today's experiment a success. - Sex Appeal

You know what, actually, I think we can call today's ex...

Uh, we've hit a very important part
in the engineering process - Sex Appeal

Uh, we've hit a very important part in the engineering ...

But getting a guy off
isn't rocket science. - Sex Appeal

But getting a guy off isn't rocket science.

- No, I mean, I want to get you off too. - Sex Appeal

- No, I mean, I want to get you off too.

I mean, that's sort of how you know
it went well, if we both do, right? - Sex Appeal

I mean, that's sort of how you know it went well, if we...

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Avery, a teenager with a tendency towards perfectionism, enlists her friend Larson to help her prepare for her first time with her long-distance boyfriend.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Talia Osteen

Writer: Tate Hanyok

Production: LD Entertainment,American High,Lit Entertainment Group,Nickel City Pictures

Genre: comedy, drama, romance

Year: 2022

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.3

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 14 Jan 2022

Awards: N/A

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