So where's Felicia? Fel-ate-cha. Yeah. She's in......
So where's Felicia?
Fe-lay-cha! You banging her?
We're just friends.
Wait, I thought you took her to prom?
Yeah, but it was a just-friends kinda thing.
You should bang her. We would.
Dude, we would bang her so hard.
Tell her we'll bang her for you if you're not into it!
With our dicks!
Yeah, our dicks are huge!
You can see them from space!
-l'm from Chicago, l mean, outside Chicago.
-Are you two married. No?
-No, we're just friends. We're amigos.
-You make a good couple.
She's pretty. Marry that girl.
See my lady and l here,
we've been married forever.
And l tell you she was gorgeous.
The first day l saw her,
l said, "This is gonna be my wife."
And you know what? lt happened.
l tell you,
that was a very good year for corn.
Made lots of money.
l fixed my 4X4 and bought my lady
a sexy French lingerie.
Boy, those were the best six bucks
l ever spent.
You kids want to help yourself
to a can of Purple?
-Purple sounds great, lan. Purple?
-Yeah, l can go...
Say, the boys still hanging?
-You ever had a peppermint fatty?
-No. Let's have that.
See how that shoe fits.