Hi. I'm collecting for the underprivileged children of...
Hi. I'm collecting for the underprivileged children of Ecuador. Would you like to help?
We don't have any money.
You wanna party?
Um, I'm kind of working right now.
When're you done?
Yeah, what're you doing after?
I have a church thing tonight.
Kickass! We'll come.
Yeah, where is it?
Is there gonna be more hot snatch like you there?
Do you wear thong underpants?
Do you want us to take our shirts off?
What color bra are you wearing?
Is your mom hot too?
Are you into me? Where do you live?
What color car do you have?
Where do you live?
What's your address?
Do you want us to come over?
Do you like pizza?
We've been to a motel.
You can just stick with my finger
if you want 'cause this feels great, so...
You're really good at that.
That's really wet. Two...
(KNOCKlNG ON DOOR)
-FELlClA: lan ! Dude!
-l'm... Could you excuse me for a second?
-Hey! What up?
-What are you doing in there, man?
-What're you doing out here, man?
-l asked you first.
No, l just... l spilled beer on my shirt,
so then l had to...
-l thought you had, like, a girl in there.
-Yeah, right. l wish.
So, are your parents, like, still going
to Dylan's motor-cross thing this weekend?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They all take off in the morning.
'Cause my evil cousin is driving me nuts,
so, l don't know,
you think, like, maybe l could hang
at your place this weekend?
Yeah. Yeah, like a sleepover or something.
lt'll be fun.
Oh, my God ! Thank you so much.
Hey, l have a secret.
-But it's like a girl secret, so...
-Can you handle it? Are you sure? Okay.
Hey, Dibits, fuck off.
Okay, so l... Oh my God, this is so lame.
-Look at you acting like such a girl.
-l know, l know. Okay, okay. Here it is.
l have a crush on someone, a boy, a guy.
Yeah? Well, who is it?
Come on, you know me better than anyone.
l bet you know who it is.
Come on, guess.
l think l know.
l'm kidding. Oh, God ! l got you.
You're so easy. You're so easy!