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Lan you're 18 and you've never had a girlfriend
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Rex: Ian, you're 18 and you've never had a girlfriend. That's how people wind up getting gay, you know? Ian: I don't think that's really how it happens. Rex: Tell me how it happens expert, ya cock expert, ya cockspert. Hey, what do you like better the shaft or the balls? Ian: That's gross. Rex: You like em both don't you. It's like, sometimes tuesday you want the big, old, shiny-ass cock. Wednesdays and Thursdays you're onto the balls. Ian: I don't know what you're talking about. Rex: You can't choose can you? Thats a tough one. You love it. You're obsessed with it. Ian: No, you are, your talking about it. Rex: Why are you smiling at me, I'm serious. Don't fucking smile at me, I'll knock you out of the god damn earth. What does it taste like? What's it like when you take your mouth off of it and its like, you can see your reflection in that fucking cock. Smack you in the face a little bit, you don't like that? Ian: I don't eat... Rex: Just like shiny, fucking stiff, throbbing, hot vascular mushroom head. Ian: Ya ya. Rex: Look, every guy has a fantasy about another guy, but you gotta bury that shit way down, this is America, goddammit. Ian: There is, there is a girl. That I've been kinda... Rex: Alright, I'm listening, where'd you meet her? Ian: Um, on the, online. Rex: [Slams car breaks on] What? For fuck's sake Ian, don't you watch "Dateline"? She's probably a guy. Some fat, old dude who wants to ram you in the tailpipe. [Smiles] Rex: But you'd love that wouldn't you, 'cause you're a homo!


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Lan you're 18 and you've never had a girlfriend
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That's how people wind up getting gay you know
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I don't think that's really how it happens
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Is that not how it happens So tell me how it happens expert
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Fucking cock expert Cockspert
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Hey what do you like better the shaft or the balls
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That's gross You like them both don't you
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It's like sometimes like Tuesdays you want the big old fucking shiny ass cock
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and Wednesdays and Thursdays you're on to the balls
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I don't know why you're talking about it You can't choose can you
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That's a tough one You love it and you're obsessed with it
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No you are You keep talking about it

Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 315
Timestamp in movie: 00h 08m 31s
Uploaded: 26 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: A high school senior drives cross-country with his best friends to hook up with a babe he met online.


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