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Hiya! -Where have you been? -Nowhere

Hiya! -Where have you been?-Nowhere. Biology went over. We thought you were doin' itwith...

Sex Education • S01E01 • 2019

Hiya! -Where have you been?-Nowhere. Biology went over. We thought you were doin' itwith your whale dick boyfriend. You know he's a delinquent, right? Yuck. Is that ham -Oh, right, yeah, I forgot. Have you been smokin' again? -No, I haven't.-Good. Because smoking is definitely not vegan

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Hiya

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Where have you been Nowhere

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Biology went over

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We thought you were doin' it with your whale dick boyfriend

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You know he's a delinquent right

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Yuck Is that ham

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Oh right yeah I forgot

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Have you been smokin' again

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No I haven't Good

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Because smoking is definitely not vegan

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مرحبا

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أين ذهبت لم أذهب إلى أي مكان

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تخطينا حصة الأحياء

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ظننا أنك تمارسين الجنس مع صديقك صاحب القضيب الكبير

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تعلمين أنه منحرف صحيح

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أهذا لحم خنزير نحن نباتيون الآن هل تتذكرين

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أجل نسيت هل دخنت مجددا

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لا لم يحدث جيد

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لأن النباتيين لا يدخنون

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হ ই

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এত ক ষণ ক থ য ছ ল ক থ ও ন

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ব য লজ ক ল স ছ ল

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আমর ভ ব ছ ল ম ত ই ত র বকচ দ বয ফ র ন ড র স থ ক হ ন করছ স

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ও য একট ব জ ছ ল স ট জ ন স

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ইয ক ওট ক হ য ম আমর এখন ন র ম ষভ জ মন ন ই

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ওহ হ য ভ ল গ য ছ ল ম

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ত ই ক আব র স গ র ট ধর ছ স

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কই ন ত ভ ল

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ক রণ স গ র ট অবশ যই ন র ম ষ ন

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嗨

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你去哪儿了没去哪儿

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刚下生物课

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还以为你跟你的大鸡巴男友在爽呢

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你知道他是个流氓对吗

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恶心那是火腿吗我们现在只吃素还记得吗

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是的我忘记了你又抽烟了吗

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不我没有好

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因为吸烟绝对不是素食主义

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Hejsa

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Hvor har du været Ingen steder

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Biologi trak ud

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Vi troede du knaldede din kæreste med hvalpikken

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Du ved han er et udskud ikke

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Er det skinke Vi er veganere nu husker du vel

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Det glemte jeg Har du røget igen

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Nej Godt

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For rygning er bestemt ikke vegansk

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Hoi

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Waar was je Nergens

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Biologie duurde langer

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We dachten dat je het deed met je walvislulvriend

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Je weet toch dat hij een delinquent is

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Is dat ham We zijn veganistisch nu weet je nog

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O ja was ik vergeten Heb je zitten roken

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Nee Goed

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Want roken is zeker niet veganistisch

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Hei

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Missä olit En missään

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Biologia otti ohjat

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Luulimme että olit touhuamassa valaskullisi kanssa

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Tiedäthän että hän on rikollinen

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Onko se kinkkua Olemme nyt vegaaneja muistatko

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Unohdin Oletko polttanut taas

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En Hyvä

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Tupakointi ei ole vegaanista

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Salut

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Où étais tu Nulle part

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On a traîné en biologie

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On pensait que tu te tapais ton copain à la bite de cachalot

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Tu sais que c'est un délinquant

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C'est du jambon On est végans t'as oublié

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C'est vrai j'ai oublié Tu as encore fumé

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Non pas du tout Bien

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Parce que fumer n'est pas végan

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Hi

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Wo bist du gewesen Nirgendwo

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Bio dauerte länger

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Wir dachten du machst es mit deinem Walschwanz Freund

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Du weißt er ist vorbestraft

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Ist das Schinken Wir sind jetzt vegan weißt du noch

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Stimmt vergessen Hast du wieder geraucht

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Habe ich nicht Gut

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Denn Rauchen ist nicht vegan

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Γεια

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Πού είχες πάει Πουθενά

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Η Βιολογία άργησε

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Νομίζαμε ότι το έκανες με τον φίλο σου με το παλαμάρι

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Ξέρεις ότι είναι εγκληματίας

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Αηδία Ζαμπόν είναι

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Γίναμε βίγκαν το θυμάσαι Σωστά το ξέχασα

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Πάλι κάπνιζες

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Δεν κάπνιζα Καλώς

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Γιατί το κάπνισμα δεν είναι βίγκαν

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היי

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איפה היית בשום מקום

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ביולוגיה התארכה

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חשבנו שאת עושה את זה עם החבר זין לוויתן שלך

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את יודעת שהוא מפוקפק

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איכס זה האם אנחנו טבעונים עכשיו זוכרת

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כן נכון שכחתי שוב עישנת

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לא יופי

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כי עישון זה בהחלט לא טבעוני

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Hai

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Kau dari mana Tidak dari mana mana

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Pemeriksaan biologi

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Kami pikir kau melakukannya dengan pacarmu yang berpenis besar

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Kau tahu dia badung bukan

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Apa itu ham Kita vegan sekarang ingat

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Benar Aku lupa Kau merokok lagi

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Tidak Bagus

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Karena merokok jelas bukan vegan

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Ciao

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Dove sei stata Da nessuna parte

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A ripassare biologia

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Pensavamo lo stessi facendo col tuo lui dal cazzo di balena

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Sai che è un delinquente vero

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È prosciutto quello Siamo vegane adesso

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Giusto l'avevo dimenticato Hai fumato di nuovo

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No Bene

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Fumare di sicuro non è vegano

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みんな

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どこにいたの

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別に

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生物学よ

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デカちん彼氏とお楽しみかと思った

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奴は非行少年だぞ

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ハム私たちビーガンよ

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そうね忘れてた

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またタバコを

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いいえ

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ならいい

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喫煙はビーガン主義に外れる

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안녕

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어디 있었어 어디긴

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생물학 수업 들었어

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고래좆 남친이랑 그거 하는 줄 알았지

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걔 날라리인 거 알지

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웩 그거 햄이니 우리 비건 채식하기로 했잖아

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맞네 깜박했다 너 또 담배 피웠어

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아니 다행이네

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담배는 비건과 상극이니까

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Hei

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Hvor har du vært Ingen steder

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Biologi gikk over tiden

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Vi trodde du holdt på med hvalpikk typen din

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Du vet han er kriminell sant

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Er det skinke Vi er veganere nå

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Jeg glemte det Har du røyket igjen

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Nei Bra

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For røyking er ikke vegansk

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Cześć

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Gdzie byłaś Nigdzie

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Biola się przedłużyła

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Myśleliśmy że obrabiasz wielką lachę swojego chłopaka

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Wiesz że to bandyta

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Fuj Szynka Teraz jesteśmy weganami pamiętasz

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Zapomniałam Znowu paliłaś

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Nie To dobrze

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Bo papierosy nie są wegańskie

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Olá

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Onde estiveste Em lado nenhum

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Biologia prolongou se

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Pensávamos que estavas naquilo com o teu namorado pila de baleia

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Sabes que ele é delinquente certo

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Isso é presunto Agora somos vegan lembras te

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Pois esqueci me Andaste a fumar outra vez

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Não Ainda bem

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Porque fumar não é nada vegan

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Bună

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Unde ai fost Nicăieri

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S a lungit biologia

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Am crezut că ți o tragi cu iubitul tău cu sculă de balenă

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Știi că e delincvent nu

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Scârbos Șuncă Suntem vegani acum ai uitat

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Ai dreptate am uitat Ai fumat

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Nu Bine

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Veganii nu fumează

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Приветик

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Где ты была Нигде

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Природа взяла свое

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Мы думали ты делаешь это со своим длиннохерым парнем

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Ты в курсе он нарушитель

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Это ветчина Забыла что мы теперь веганы

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Точно забыла Ты снова курила

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Нет Вот и хорошо

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Веганы не курят

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Hola

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Dónde estabas En ningún lado

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Biología se atrasó

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Creíamos que lo hacías con tu novio pija de ballena

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Sabes que es un delincuente

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Tiene jamón Somos veganos ahora recuerdas

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Claro sí lo olvidé Fumaste de nuevo

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No Bien

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Porque fumar no es vegano

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Hej

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Var har du varit Ingenstans

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Biologin drog ut på tiden

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Vi trodde att du hade sex med din valkukspojkvän

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Du vet väl att han är en brottsling

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Usch Är det där skinka Vi är ju veganer nu

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Just det Jag glömde Har du rökt nu igen

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Nej Bra

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Veganer röker definitivt inte

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หว ดด

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เธอหายไปไหนมา เปล าน

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คร ช วว ทยาสอนเก นเวลา

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น กว ากำล งม อะไรก บแฟนจ วาฬซะอ ก

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ร ใช ไหมว าม นเกเร

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แหวะ น นแฮมเหรอ

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เราก นว แกนก นแล วนะ จำได ไหม

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อ อ อ ม ล มไปเลย น ส บบ ร อ กแล วเหรอ

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เปล าน ด

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เพราะบ หร ไม ว แกนช วร

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Selam

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Neredeydin Hiç

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Biyoloji uzadı

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Biz de balina sikli erkek arkadaşınla iş üstündesin sandık

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O bir baş belası biliyorsun değil mi

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Jambon mu o Artık veganız unuttun mu

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Doğru unutmuşum Yine sigara mı içtin sen

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Hayır içmedim Güzel

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Çünkü sigara kesinlikle vegan değil

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Chào

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Cậu đi đâu thế Không đâu cả

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Môn Sinh học bị quá giờ

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Tưởng cậu đang làm tình với bạn trai cá voi của cậu

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Cậu biết hắn là thằng dở hơi chứ

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Thịt nguội à Giờ chúng ta ăn chay mà nhớ chứ

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Phải rồi tớ quên Cậu lại hút thuốc à

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Không có Tốt

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Vì thuốc lá không phải đồ chay

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Timestamp in Movie

00:17:39

Uploaded

Feb 26, 2026

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Movie Summary

A teenage boy with a sex therapist mother teams up with a high school classmate to set up an underground sex therapy clinic at school.