Log-in to add movie to favourites

Movie added to favourites

Movie removed from favourites

Sgt Bilko

Sgt. Bilko is a well-liked conman in charge of the army base's motor pool, developing a hover tank and unofficially of gambling etc. One man hates Bilko and he's coming to inspect the base for possible closure.

Director

Jonathan Lynn

Year

Genre

Box Office

$30,356,793

Production

Imagine Entertainment,Universal Pictures

Awards

1 win

You Might Also Like

Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy, CB4, My Blue Heaven, In the Army Now, Fat Albert, Mr Holland's Opus, Father of the Bride, All Dogs Go to Heaven 2, Grumpy Old Men, Exit Wounds, Roxanne, The Jerk, The Simpsons in Plusaversary, Broken Arrow, Beethoven, The Cable Guy

Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko

Col. John T. Hall

Maj. Colin Thorn

Rita Robbins

Pfc. Wally Holbrook

Spc. Dino Paparelli

Pvt. Duane Doberman

Spc. Tony Morales

Sgt. Henshaw

John Marshall Jones

Pfc. Sam Fender

Spc. Luis Clemente

Sgt. Raquel Barbella

Pfc. Mickey Zimmerman

Mitchell Whitfield

Maj. Ebersole

Austin Pendleton

1st Lt. Oster

1st Lt. Monday

Capt. Moon

Mrs. Hall

Gen. Tennyson

Master Sergeant Stan Sowicki

First Engineer

Minister

Charles C. Stevenson Jr.

Mr. Robbins

Nelson

Christopher Paul Hart

Rusty Spur Bartender

Blackjack Dealer

Assistant Casino Manager

G.H.Q. Cpl. Jefferson

Carol Rosenthal

Technician #1

Schoolboy Actor

Anthony Monroy-Marquez

Schoolgirl Actress

Lauren Kate Weinger

Janet

Tami-Adrian George

Self

Radio DJ

Technician #2

Sally Ann Brooks

Soldier

Telephone Operator

Carmela Rappazzo

Soldier #1

Dwayne Chattman

Soldier #2

Clifton Collins Jr.

Vegas Woman #1

Andrea C. Robinson

Vegas Woman #2

Cpl. Jefferson

Cheryl Francis Harrington

Boxing Trainer

Michael D. Starks

Craps Dealer

David E. Cousin

Defense Department Dignitary

Pit Boss

Valet Parker

Russell Bobbitt

Cpl. Leo Kletz

Zimmerman

Edward Brancieri

BlackJack Player

Extra

Platoon Sergeant

'Brass' in Vehicle

Matt Gulbranson

Soldier

Croupier

View All Cast

No reviews yet

Be the first to share your thoughts on this movie

Explore 68 Clips

Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko Major Ebersole Gen. Tennyson Assistant Casino Manager Sgt. Henshaw Col. John T. Hall Rita Robbins Cpl. Jefferson Sgt. Raquel Barbella Minister Lt. Monday Lt. Oster

("Living in the USA "
by the Steve Miller Band) - Sgt Bilko

("Living in the USA " by the Steve Miller Band)

Livin' in the USA - Sgt Bilko

Livin' in the USA

- I'm lookin' for Sergeant Bilko.
- You're too late, junior, no more bets. - Sgt Bilko

- I'm lookin' for Sergeant Bilko. - You're to...

He's got the wrong shoes!
Doberman's wearing the wrong shoes. - Sgt Bilko

He's got the wrong shoes! Doberman's wearing the w...

Hey! What's goin' on? - Sgt Bilko

Hey! What's goin' on?

Duane! Duane! Duane! - Sgt Bilko

Duane! Duane! Duane!

Tony Morales The only thing you need to know about him - Sgt Bilko

Tony Morales The only thing you need to know about him

Hey man can't is a four letter word in this platoon - Sgt Bilko

Hey man can't is a four letter word in this platoon

Any one of these men would take a bullet for you - Sgt Bilko

Any one of these men would take a bullet for you

Permission to speak freely What are we in Russia Say anything - Sgt Bilko

Permission to speak freely What are we in Russia Say...

You're soldiers Guardians of freedom - Sgt Bilko

You're soldiers Guardians of freedom

Very good As you were - Sgt Bilko

Very good As you were

Colonel Hall you look fantastic sir Have you lost weight - Sgt Bilko

Colonel Hall you look fantastic sir Have you lost weight

What is that - Sgt Bilko

What is it Corporal The Pentagon called - Sgt Bilko

What is it Corporal The Pentagon called

- Poker game?
- No, no. - Sgt Bilko

- Poker game? - No, no.

My that's a lovely dress - Sgt Bilko

My that's a lovely dress

Give me the ring You were the best man last time - Sgt Bilko

Give me the ring You were the best man last time

Well theoretically and I wouldn't bet the farm - Sgt Bilko

Well theoretically and I wouldn't bet the farm

Paparelli How's tickets goin' for the Meet Stormin' Norman barbecue - Sgt Bilko

Paparelli How's tickets goin' for the Meet...

I like a sporting event in which I know the outcome beforehand It's more organised - Sgt Bilko

I like a sporting event in which I know the outcome...

The night of the fight, I give him
the money to pay off my fighter. - Sgt Bilko

The night of the fight, I give him the money to pay off my f...

For three rounds, nobody hit anybody.
It was a dance recital. - Sgt Bilko

For three rounds, nobody hit anybody. It was a dance recital...

Finally, I think out of boredom,
one of the guys connected with a right. - Sgt Bilko

Finally, I think out of boredom, one of the guys connected w...

It looked like Thorn
was paying off the fighter. - Sgt Bilko

It looked like Thorn was paying off the fighter.

Game, set and match - Bilko. - Sgt Bilko

Game, set and match - Bilko.

Colonel John Hall, garrison commander.
Welcome to Fort Baxter, Major. - Sgt Bilko

Colonel John Hall, garrison commander. Welcome to Fort Baxte...

Doberman! Wake up! - Sgt Bilko

Doberman! Wake up!

(bugle repeats reveille) - Sgt Bilko

(bugle repeats reveille)

Come on, everyone!
Up and at 'em! - Sgt Bilko

Come on, everyone! Up and at 'em!

Hey Sarge Get up What's the matter - Sgt Bilko

Hey Sarge Get up What's the matter

- Hey, Sarge! Get up.
- What's the matter? - Sgt Bilko

- Hey, Sarge! Get up. - What's the matter?

Of course. - Sgt Bilko

Let's go campers It's 10am Time to start the day - Sgt Bilko

Let's go campers It's 10am Time to start the day

Yeah that's Doberman's X Can I please have another roommate - Sgt Bilko

Yeah that's Doberman's X Can I please have another...

Did you say Bilko? - Sgt Bilko

Did you say Bilko?

- Hey, you're eight over par, Sarge!
- Well, fix it. - Sgt Bilko

- Hey, you're eight over par, Sarge! - Well, fix it.

Sarge they let you do this I never asked They'd say no - Sgt Bilko

Sarge they let you do this I never asked They'd say no

20 says I can hit the parking lot I don't gamble - Sgt Bilko

20 says I can hit the parking lot I don't gamble

- Is this your room, soldier?
- Yes, sir. - Sgt Bilko

- Is this your room, soldier? - Yes, sir.

Who's this? - Sgt Bilko

Are these yours - Sgt Bilko

Are these yours

Nothing You found nothing - Sgt Bilko

Nothing You found nothing

Ernie will you dance with me tonight - Sgt Bilko

Ernie will you dance with me tonight

All right you've seen real soldiers before Just do what they do - Sgt Bilko

All right you've seen real soldiers before Just do what...

I can barely move my legs - Sgt Bilko

I can barely move my legs

- Oh!
- (both) Sarge. - Sgt Bilko

- Oh! - (both) Sarge.

I'm paralysed I have no feeling from the hair down - Sgt Bilko

I'm paralysed I have no feeling from the hair down

If any of this is frightening just hold onto me - Sgt Bilko

If any of this is frightening just hold onto me

Sarge you're crying - Sgt Bilko

Sarge you're crying

That's quite a run Is there anything we can do for you - Sgt Bilko

That's quite a run Is there anything we can do for you

I just need to find out how much he really loves me - Sgt Bilko

I just need to find out how much he really loves me

Rita you're there This guy has terrible qualities - Sgt Bilko

Rita you're there This guy has terrible qualities

Rita you can't marry Thorn You don't love him - Sgt Bilko

Rita you can't marry Thorn You don't love him

You told Sowicki to call me You manipulated me How could you - Sgt Bilko

You told Sowicki to call me You manipulated me How could you

Remember when I got the letter from my wife sayin' she wanted to break up - Sgt Bilko

Remember when I got the letter from my wife sayin' she...

Ah Doberman The son I never wanted - Sgt Bilko

Ah Doberman The son I never wanted

If they come deny everything Just act dumb - Sgt Bilko

If they come deny everything Just act dumb

Sir all I ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work - Sgt Bilko

Sir all I ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an...

- Wonderful to see you again, General.
- You, too, Colonel. Mrs Hall. - Sgt Bilko

- Wonderful to see you again, General. - You, too, Colonel. ...

Water and rough terrain can stop
an ordinary M1 or APC... - Sgt Bilko

Water and rough terrain can stop an ordinary M1 or APC...

- You hit the wrong button, Rastahead!
- It's not my fault! He wired it wrong! - Sgt Bilko

- You hit the wrong button, Rastahead! - It's not my fa...

- I told you Wally was all right.
- OK. Glee club. - Sgt Bilko

- I told you Wally was all right. - OK. Glee club.

(music ends) - Sgt Bilko

Don't even ask. I forgot it was
daylight-savings time. Can you believe it? - Sgt Bilko

Don't even ask. I forgot it was daylight-savings time. ...

- Poker?
- All right. - Sgt Bilko

- Poker? - All right.

(whispers) You're on. - Sgt Bilko

(whispers) You're on.

Daddy! - Sgt Bilko

Sgt Bilko poster

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Sgt. Bilko is a well-liked conman in charge of the army base's motor pool, developing a hover tank and unofficially of gambling etc. One man hates Bilko and he's coming to inspect the base for possible closure.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Jonathan Lynn

Writer: Nat Hiken, Andy Breckman

Production: Imagine Entertainment,Universal Pictures

Genre: comedy

Year: 1996

MetaScore: 47/100

ImdbRating: 5.8

BoxOffice: $30,356,793

Released: 29 Mar 1996

Awards: 1 win

Homepage:

Also watch: Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy, CB4, My Blue Heaven, In the Army Now, Fat Albert, Mr Holland's Opus, Father of the Bride, All Dogs Go to Heaven 2, Grumpy Old Men, Exit Wounds, Roxanne, The Jerk, The Simpsons in Plusaversary, Broken Arrow, Beethoven, The Cable Guy