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[Rita is standing in the church waiting for Bilko to turn up to their wedding] Minister:
My, that's a lovely dress. Rita Robbins:
Thank you, Reverend. Minister:
Is it new? Rita Robbins:
No, I wore it the last time the lying shitheel stood me up. Minister:
Ah
My, that's a lovely dress. Rita Robbins:
Thank you, Reverend. Minister:
Is it new? Rita Robbins:
No, I wore it the last time the lying shitheel stood me up. Minister:
Ah
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My that's a lovely dress
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Thank you Reverend Is it new
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No I wore it the last time the lying shit heel stood me up
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Movie Summary
Sgt. Bilko is a well-liked conman in charge of the army base's motor pool, developing a hover tank and unofficially of gambling etc. One man hates Bilko and he's coming to inspect the base for possible closure.

