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Major Thorn:
[Oster and Monday have been investigating Bilko]
Nothing? You found Nothing? Lt. Monday:
Every ounce of my training tells me he's hiding something. Lt. Oster:
It seems like every time we're about to get our hands on something... Lt. Monday:
It dissolves. Major Thorn:
I know. It's like trying to nail Jell-O to the wall! Lt. Monday:
No... it's like watching a magician. Lt. Oster:
He's got you watching his left hand... Lt. Monday:
And his right hand keeps pulling rabbits. Major Thorn:
Well, then lets tie his hands
[Oster and Monday have been investigating Bilko]
Nothing? You found Nothing? Lt. Monday:
Every ounce of my training tells me he's hiding something. Lt. Oster:
It seems like every time we're about to get our hands on something... Lt. Monday:
It dissolves. Major Thorn:
I know. It's like trying to nail Jell-O to the wall! Lt. Monday:
No... it's like watching a magician. Lt. Oster:
He's got you watching his left hand... Lt. Monday:
And his right hand keeps pulling rabbits. Major Thorn:
Well, then lets tie his hands
Full Transcript
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Nothing You found nothing
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All my training tells me he's hiding something
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Every time we're about to find something
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It dissolves It's like trying to nail Jell O to the wall
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No It's like watching a magician He's got you watching his left hand
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And his right hand keeps pullin' rabbits
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Well then let's tie his hands
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Movie Summary
Sgt. Bilko is a well-liked conman in charge of the army base's motor pool, developing a hover tank and unofficially of gambling etc. One man hates Bilko and he's coming to inspect the base for possible closure.
