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Bilko: [introducing Wally to the other men] Tony Morales. The only thing you need to know about Tony is this: he doesn't takes showers because it fogs up the mirror. And finally, the manchild of the hour, the master of disaster, the king of the universe, look out girls, he hates to dine alone, Private Duaaane Doberman!
Doberman: Aw, Sarge.
Bilko: Doberman doesn't take showers either but for an entirely different and much more frightening reason
Doberman: Aw, Sarge.
Bilko: Doberman doesn't take showers either but for an entirely different and much more frightening reason
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Tony Morales The only thing you need to know about him
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is he doesn't take showers because it fogs up the mirror
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Finally the man of the hour the master of disaster the king of the universe
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look out girls he hates to dine alone Private Duane Doberman
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Aw Sarge
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Doberman doesn't take showers either but for a much more frightening reason
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Movie Summary
Sgt. Bilko is a well-liked conman in charge of the army base's motor pool, developing a hover tank and unofficially of gambling etc. One man hates Bilko and he's coming to inspect the base for possible closure.