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Colonel Hall:
What is that? Bilko:
[nonchalantly]
That's horse shit, sir. I tell the men "You have to test-drive the vehicles"... Colonel Hall:
What's it doing there? Bilko:
It keeps the flies off the food, sir. There's no way you can tell what wrong with an engine when it's just sitting on the block... Colonel Hall:
Off the food? Bilko:
It's an experimental program, I'd say the results are mixed. [Hall then notices the live horse from the tug-of-war that's been hoisted up above them] Sgt. Barbella:
It's a lot cheaper than sending out for it, sir. Sgt. Henshaw:
And fresher too
What is that? Bilko:
[nonchalantly]
That's horse shit, sir. I tell the men "You have to test-drive the vehicles"... Colonel Hall:
What's it doing there? Bilko:
It keeps the flies off the food, sir. There's no way you can tell what wrong with an engine when it's just sitting on the block... Colonel Hall:
Off the food? Bilko:
It's an experimental program, I'd say the results are mixed. [Hall then notices the live horse from the tug-of-war that's been hoisted up above them] Sgt. Barbella:
It's a lot cheaper than sending out for it, sir. Sgt. Henshaw:
And fresher too
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What is that
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That's horse shit sir I tell the men You have to test drive
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What's it doing there It keeps the flies off the food
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There's no way you can tell what's wrong with an engine
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Off the food It's an experiment
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I'd say the results are mixed
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It's a lot cheaper than sending out for it sir
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And fresher too
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Movie Summary
Sgt. Bilko is a well-liked conman in charge of the army base's motor pool, developing a hover tank and unofficially of gambling etc. One man hates Bilko and he's coming to inspect the base for possible closure.
Actors
Sgt. Henshaw
Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko
