"Shadows and Fog" quotes

Shadows and Fog poster
With a serial strangler on the loose, a bookkeeper wanders around town searching for the vigilante group intent on catching the killer.

Director: Woody Allen
Writer: Woody Allen
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1991
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $2,735,731
Released: 20 Mar 1992
Awards: 1 win & 2 nominations

59 Clips

Kleinman We know you're in there - Shadows and Fog 00:05
Kleinman We know you're in there
The trick is to have as much as wine as many men and laughs as you can - Shadows and Fog 00:10
The trick is to have as much as wine as many men and laughs...
I once produced a rabbit from between the bosoms of the Queen of Denmark - Shadows and Fog 00:12
I once produced a rabbit from between the bosoms of the...
So are you gonna be OK - Shadows and Fog 00:13
So are you gonna be OK
I find this atmosphere a lot more stimulating than university - Shadows and Fog 00:10
I find this atmosphere a lot more stimulating than...
I don't wanna be sniffed No Stand still - Shadows and Fog 00:05
I don't wanna be sniffed No Stand still
But this is real isn't it - Shadows and Fog 00:36
But this is real isn't it
I'm afraid you've never made love with a sword swallower - Shadows and Fog 00:34
I'm afraid you've never made love with a sword swallower
Making love with my sister - Shadows and Fog 00:34
Making love with my sister
I gave her the best time she's had in years and I believe she loved it - Shadows and Fog 00:14
I gave her the best time she's had in years and I believe...
The strangest one I ever had was when I had to make believe that I was twins - Shadows and Fog 00:07
The strangest one I ever had was when I had to make believe...
The police said they may be involved in the killings - Shadows and Fog 00:12
The police said they may be involved in the killings
You know sometimes when you're up on the high wire I look at you - Shadows and Fog 00:24
You know sometimes when you're up on the high wire I look at...
The audience was too quiet tonight - Shadows and Fog 00:14
The audience was too quiet tonight
You never take your eyes off her You're always standing under her trapeze - Shadows and Fog 00:08
You never take your eyes off her You're always standing...
Why are you doing this - Shadows and Fog 00:27
Why are you doing this
There's only one thing men will brave murder for - Shadows and Fog 00:10
There's only one thing men will brave murder for
And you're sure your husband won't wake up - Shadows and Fog 00:14
And you're sure your husband won't wake up
What are you staring at Me - Shadows and Fog 00:11
What are you staring at Me
Men and women want very different things out of sex - Shadows and Fog 00:08
Men and women want very different things out of sex
By putting on spurs and riding men around - Shadows and Fog 00:32
By putting on spurs and riding men around
Don't play dumb Tonight's a foggy night He always strikes in the fog - Shadows and Fog 00:07
Don't play dumb Tonight's a foggy night He always strikes in...
I overheard everything If you're caught by the maniac blow pepper in his eyes - Shadows and Fog 00:10
I overheard everything If you're caught by the maniac blow...
I'd hate for them to find you in an alley with your throat slit from ear to ear - Shadows and Fog 00:10
I'd hate for them to find you in an alley with your throat...
I wanna have a baby We're going to but not right now - Shadows and Fog 00:11
I wanna have a baby We're going to but not right now
You know I know exactly what I think about all this - Shadows and Fog 00:11
You know I know exactly what I think about all this
May all your ups and downs be in bed - Shadows and Fog 00:05
May all your ups and downs be in bed
Whatever they think about you I'm sure you're guilty of it - Shadows and Fog 00:05
Whatever they think about you I'm sure you're guilty of it
So when you have the sword down your throat - Shadows and Fog 00:08
So when you have the sword down your throat
And yet I am anxious to know where insanity stops and evil begins - Shadows and Fog 00:06
And yet I am anxious to know where insanity stops and evil...
Get out and die Get out Die You rot in hell you filthy vermin - Shadows and Fog 00:11
Get out and die Get out Die You rot in hell you filthy...
You were wonderful - Shadows and Fog 00:08
You were wonderful
Hi everybody This is Irmy She's with the circus She needs a place to flop tonight - Shadows and Fog 00:14
Hi everybody This is Irmy She's with the circus She needs a...
There's only one kind of love that lasts unrequited love It stays with you for ever - Shadows and Fog 00:06
There's only one kind of love that lasts unrequited love It...
We're not like other people We're artists - Shadows and Fog 00:08
We're not like other people We're artists
I never do it with whores You start out with a burning desire - Shadows and Fog 00:11
I never do it with whores You start out with a burning...
I don't know enough to be incompetent They don't tell me what - Shadows and Fog 00:05
I don't know enough to be incompetent They don't tell me...
A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men - Shadows and Fog 00:14
A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten...
I can't make the leap of faith to believe in my own existence - Shadows and Fog 00:05
I can't make the leap of faith to believe in my own...
Just one person Does that make me a whore - Shadows and Fog 00:08
Just one person Does that make me a whore
My father used to say We're all happy if we only knew it - Shadows and Fog 00:07
My father used to say We're all happy if we only knew it
What better way to spend the rest of my life - Shadows and Fog 00:19
What better way to spend the rest of my life
I've never paid for sex in my life - Shadows and Fog 00:07
I've never paid for sex in my life
If we only knew it - Shadows and Fog 00:18
If we only knew it
I slept with someone for it - Shadows and Fog 00:33
I slept with someone for it
I never do it with whores - Shadows and Fog 00:36
I never do it with whores
I don't know enough to be incompetent - Shadows and Fog 00:15
I don't know enough to be incompetent
You were wonderful - Shadows and Fog 00:19
You were wonderful
I can't even make a leap of faith to believe in my own existence - Shadows and Fog 00:20
I can't even make a leap of faith to believe in my own...
Get out and die - Shadows and Fog 00:32
Get out and die
Everybody loves his illusions - Shadows and Fog 00:43
Everybody loves his illusions
A sword swallower - Shadows and Fog 00:36
A sword swallower
A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men - Shadows and Fog 00:27
A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten...
Whatever they think of you - Shadows and Fog 00:18
Whatever they think of you
We're not like other people - Shadows and Fog 00:22
We're not like other people
We know you're in there - Shadows and Fog 00:12
We know you're in there
So when you have the sword down your throat - Shadows and Fog 00:22
So when you have the sword down your throat
May all your ups and downs be in bed - Shadows and Fog 00:14
May all your ups and downs be in bed
I've never paid for sex in my life - Shadows and Fog 00:19
I've never paid for sex in my life

Cast

Killer - Michael Kirby
Kleinman - Woody Allen
Vigilante - James Rebhorn
Vigilante - Victor Argo
Vigilante (as Daniel Von Bargen) - Daniel von Bargen
Landlady - Camille Saviola
Dwarf - Tim Loomis
Fat Lady - Katy Dierlam
Irmy - Mia Farrow
Marie - Madonna
Strongman - Dennis Vestunis
Prostitute - Lily Tomlin
Prostitute - Jodie Foster
Prostitute - Kathy Bates
Prostitute - Anne Lange
Student (as Andrew Mark Berman) - Andy Berman
Student (as Thomas Bolster) - Thomas L. Bolster
Student Jack - John Cusack
Undesirables Onlooker - Fred Melamed
Police Chief - Greg Stebner
Cop at Police Station - Peter Appel
Cop at Police Station - John C. Reilly
Cop at Police Station - Brian Smiar
Cop at Police Station - Michael P. Troy
Cop at Police Station (as Remak Ramsey) - Remak Ramsay
Cop at Police Station - Ron Turek
Mr. Paulsen - Philip Bosco
Bartender - Peter McRobbie
Priest - Josef Sommer
Cop with Priest - Ira Wheeler
Woman with Baby - Eszter Balint
Vogel's Follower - Kurtwood Smith
Hacker's Follower - Fred Gwynne
Hacker's Follower - Robert Silver
Spiro's Assistant - Robert Joy
Cop with Spiro (as W.H. Macy) - William H. Macy
Vigilante with Spiro - Tom Riis Farrell
Vigilante with Spiro - Ron Weyand
Simon Carr - Wallace Shawn
Magician - Kenneth Mars
Roustabout - Richard Riehle
Roustabout - Max Robinson
Confessing Man - Tomas Arana
Circus Performer (unconfirmed) - Peter Dinklage
Cop at Police Station - David Sherrick
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