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"Shadows and Fog" quotes

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With a serial strangler on the loose, a bookkeeper wanders around town searching for the vigilante group intent on catching the killer.

Director: Woody Allen
Writer: Woody Allen
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1991
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $2,735,731
Released: 20 Mar 1992
Awards: 1 win & 2 nominations

64 Clips

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I've never paid for sex in my life - Shadows and Fog 00:19 I've never paid for sex in my life No I slept with somebody for it - Shadows and Fog 00:21 No I slept with somebody for it A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men - Shadows and Fog 00:13 A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten... And yet I am anxious to know where insanity stops and evil begins - Shadows and Fog 00:06 And yet I am anxious to know where insanity stops and evil... And you're sure your husband won't wake up - Shadows and Fog 00:14 And you're sure your husband won't wake up Can we use the back room? - Shadows and Fog 00:13 Can we use the back room? Gee, it's empty. - Shadows and Fog 00:28 Gee, it's empty. Get married you know Live like other people - Shadows and Fog 00:11 Get married you know Live like other people Get out and die Get out Die You rot in hell you filthy vermin - Shadows and Fog 00:11 Get out and die Get out Die You rot in hell you filthy... He must have come down here. - Shadows and Fog 00:17 He must have come down here. He thinks nothing is real at all - Shadows and Fog 00:46 He thinks nothing is real at all Hi everybody This is Irmy She's with the circus She needs a place to flop tonight - Shadows and Fog 00:13 Hi everybody This is Irmy She's with the circus She... I can't make the leap of faith to believe in my own existence - Shadows and Fog 00:05 I can't make the leap of faith to believe in my own... I don't know enough to be incompetent They don't tell me what - Shadows and Fog 00:05 I don't know enough to be incompetent They don't... I don't wanna be sniffed No Stand still - Shadows and Fog 00:05 I don't wanna be sniffed No Stand still I find this atmosphere a lot more stimulating than university - Shadows and Fog 00:09 I find this atmosphere a lot more stimulating than... I never do it with whores You start out with a burning desire - Shadows and Fog 00:11 I never do it with whores You start out with a burning... I overheard everything If you're caught by the maniac blow pepper in his eyes - Shadows and Fog 00:10 I overheard everything If you're caught by the maniac... I once produced a rabbit from between the bosoms of the Queen of Denmark - Shadows and Fog 00:11 I once produced a rabbit from between the bosoms of the... I swear the dirtier I got the more she screamed - Shadows and Fog 00:17 I swear the dirtier I got the more she screamed I wanna have a baby We're going to but not right now - Shadows and Fog 00:11 I wanna have a baby We're going to but not right now I'd hate for them to find you in an alley with your throat slit from ear to ear - Shadows and Fog 00:10 I'd hate for them to find you in an alley with your... I'm afraid you've never made love with a sword swallower - Shadows and Fog 00:33 I'm afraid you've never made love with a sword... I'm so sorry. This never happened to me before. - Shadows and Fog 00:29 I'm so sorry. This never happened to me before. Irmy, look out! Look out! lt's the killer! - Shadows and Fog 00:19 Irmy, look out! Look out! lt's the killer! I've never paid for sex in my life - Shadows and Fog 00:07 I've never paid for sex in my life May all your ups and downs be in bed - Shadows and Fog 00:05 May all your ups and downs be in bed Men and women want very different things out of sex - Shadows and Fog 00:08 Men and women want very different things out of sex My father my mother my brothers Where could he be - Shadows and Fog 00:50 My father my mother my brothers Where could he be My father used to say We're all happy if we only knew it - Shadows and Fog 00:07 My father used to say We're all happy if we only knew... No! - Shadows and Fog 00:09 No! Oh, my God! lt's gruesome. - Shadows and Fog 00:09 Oh, my God! lt's gruesome. Poor Bretschneider. - Shadows and Fog 00:06 Poor Bretschneider. So are you gonna be OK - Shadows and Fog 00:13 So are you gonna be OK So when you have the sword down your throat - Shadows and Fog 00:07 So when you have the sword down your throat The audience was too quiet tonight - Shadows and Fog 00:13 The audience was too quiet tonight The police said they may be involved in the killings - Shadows and Fog 00:11 The police said they may be involved in the killings The strangest one I ever had was when I had to make believe that I was twins - Shadows and Fog 00:07 The strangest one I ever had was when I had to make believe... The trick is to have as much as wine as many men and laughs as you can - Shadows and Fog 00:09 The trick is to have as much as wine as many men and laughs... There's more in back. We're just the welcoming committee. - Shadows and Fog 00:08 There's more in back. We're just the welcoming com... There's only one thing men will brave murder for - Shadows and Fog 00:09 There's only one thing men will brave murder for What are you staring at Me - Shadows and Fog 00:11 What are you staring at Me What better way to spend the rest of my life - Shadows and Fog 00:19 What better way to spend the rest of my life Whatever they think about you I'm sure you're guilty of it - Shadows and Fog 00:05 Whatever they think about you I'm sure you're... Where would you say love came in - Shadows and Fog 00:09 Where would you say love came in Why are you doing this - Shadows and Fog 00:26 Why are you doing this You know sometimes when you're up on the high wire I look at you - Shadows and Fog 00:23 You know sometimes when you're up on the high wire I... You never take your eyes off her You're always standing under her trapeze - Shadows and Fog 00:08 You never take your eyes off her You're always standing... You were wonderful - Shadows and Fog 00:08 You were wonderful

Cast

Killer - Michael Kirby
Kleinman - Woody Allen
Hacker - David Ogden Stiers
Vigilante - James Rebhorn
Vigilante - Victor Argo
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