A chartered accountant he may be, but at least he tries hard. The point is I don't think...

Alex Law: So tell me, Cameron, just tell me because I'd like to know, what on earth could make you think that we would want to share a flat like this with someone like you? I mean, my first impression, and they're rarely wrong, is that you have none of the qualities that we normally seek in a prospective flatmate. I'm talking here about things like presence, charisma, style and charm, and I don't think we're asking too much, I don't think we're being unreasonable. Take David here, for instance: a chartered accountant he may be, but at least he tries hard. The point is I don't think you're trying.

Well, yes. So tell me, cos I'd like to know, what on earth could make you think... we'd want to share this flat with someone like you? My first impression is that you have none of the qualities we seek from a flatmate. I'm talking about things like presence, charisma, style and charm. I don't think we're asking too much, or being unreasonable. Take David here. An accountant he may be, but at least he tries hard. Trouble is, I just don't think you're trying. Hey, Cameron, I mean this. Good luck. - Just a few questions. - What about your hobbies? - Why do you want a room here? - Do you smoke? When you sacrifice a goat and rip its heart out, do you summon hellfire? It's a straightforward question. Either you're divorced or you're not. - Or do you just send out for a pizza? - Do a little freebase, maybe? How do you decide which shade of black to wear? OK, I'm going to play you just a few seconds of this tape. Name the song, the lead singer... and three hit singles subsequently recorded by him with another band. Let me get this straight. This affair that you're "not" having... is it not with a man or not with a woman? Turning very briefly to corporate financing... No, this is important. Leveraged buyouts: A good or a bad thing? When did anyone last say to you these exact words: "You are the sunshine of my life"? And how would you react, then, if I told you I was the Antichrist?