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"Shallow Hal" quotes

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A shallow man falls in love with a 300-pound woman because of her inner beauty.

Director: Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly
Writer: Sean Moynihan, Peter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly
Production: N/A
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 48/100
ImdbRating: 6.0
BoxOffice: $70,839,203
Released: 09 Nov 2001
Awards: 3 nominations
Is she behind the rhino - Shallow Hal 00:07 Is she behind the rhino Listen can you wait here one second - Shallow Hal 00:05 Listen can you wait here one second That's why they call it a quip Not a slowp - Shallow Hal 00:12 That's why they call it a quip Not a slowp All right you got anything better to read I gotta fire off a missile - Shallow Hal 00:06 All right you got anything better to read I gotta fire off a... What in How did - Shallow Hal 00:19 What in How did What are those for - Shallow Hal 00:08 What are those for Oh Hal just let it go - Shallow Hal 00:07 Oh Hal just let it go Hey if you can see something and hear it and smell it what keeps it from being real - Shallow Hal 00:17 Hey if you can see something and hear it and smell it what... Hal we all know you're about as deep as a puddle - Shallow Hal 00:23 Hal we all know you're about as deep as a puddle Canklesl She's got no ankles - Shallow Hal 00:05 Canklesl She's got no ankles Now you got a pattern of looking at women and judging them by the exterior - Shallow Hal 00:43 Now you got a pattern of looking at women and judging them... You know there are a few times in a guy's life - Shallow Hal 00:42 You know there are a few times in a guy's life You gotta get in here and look at this turd - Shallow Hal 00:13 You gotta get in here and look at this turd Well it's not so bad - Shallow Hal 00:23 Well it's not so bad It's 10 00 We gotta go - Shallow Hal 00:29 It's 10 00 We gotta go I take it you don't read the business section - Shallow Hal 00:11 I take it you don't read the business section I feel bad for people who count calories It's no way to live - Shallow Hal 00:14 I feel bad for people who count calories It's no way to... What in the name of all that is holy - Shallow Hal 00:07 What in the name of all that is holy Shallow Hal wants a gal - Shallow Hal 00:13 Shallow Hal wants a gal Right where - Shallow Hal 00:07 Right where And Vicki Who - Shallow Hal 00:16 And Vicki Who To be anyone else - Shallow Hal 00:15 To be anyone else But see the point is lately the only women he wants are ugly - Shallow Hal 00:13 But see the point is lately the only women he wants are ugly Do me a favor and stop saying that I'm pretty and that I'm not fat okay - Shallow Hal 00:46 Do me a favor and stop saying that I'm pretty and that... Is that a Members Only jacket - Shallow Hal 00:16 Is that a Members Only jacket No Haven't you heard the phrase - Shallow Hal 00:18 No Haven't you heard the phrase Okay let me ask you a question - Shallow Hal 00:45 Okay let me ask you a question Come join us I'm going after the redhead - Shallow Hal 00:11 Come join us I'm going after the redhead Right I mean I saw the way your friend Mauricio looked at me - Shallow Hal 00:18 Right I mean I saw the way your friend Mauricio looked at me What What are you talking about - Shallow Hal 00:57 What What are you talking about See the problem is I'm kinda picky - Shallow Hal 01:03 See the problem is I'm kinda picky You don't think picking girls solely on their looks may not be the best way - Shallow Hal 00:30 You don't think picking girls solely on their looks may... What do you weigh 110 115 pounds - Shallow Hal 00:14 What do you weigh 110 115 pounds Does she take the cake or what - Shallow Hal 00:12 Does she take the cake or what Inner beauty's easy to see when you're looking for it - Shallow Hal 00:14 Inner beauty's easy to see when you're looking for... Don't you think you're being a bit shallow in the way you look at women - Shallow Hal 00:26 Don't you think you're being a bit shallow in the...

Cast

Rosemary - Gwyneth Paltrow
Mauricio - Jason Alexander
Steve Shanahan - Joe Viterelli
Walt - Rene Kirby