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All right you got anything better to read I gotta fire off a missile
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Shallow Hal

Hey, you got anything better to read? I gotta go fire off a missile

Mauricio:
Hey, you got anything better to read? I gotta go fire off a missile

Full Transcript

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All right you got anything better to read I gotta fire off a missile
Available in 4 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
449
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:05
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, fantasy
Production
20th Century Fox,Conundrum Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A shallow man falls in love with a 300-pound woman because of her inner beauty.

Actors

Jason Alexander
Mauricio
Jason Alexander
Hi. Is this a bad time, or... No. Um... I just wanted to apologize for last night. You don't have to - Shallow Hal 00:37
Hi. Is this a bad time, or... No. Um... I just wanted to...
You gotta get in here and look at this turdIt looks just like Klinger from M A S H - Shallow Hal 00:07
You gotta get in here and look at this turdIt looks just...
Excuse me. - Shallow Hal 00:09
Excuse me.
OW. Are you okay? Brain freeze. ♪ Baby, now that I've found you I can't let you go ♪ I'll build my w - Shallow Hal 00:21
OW. Are you okay? Brain freeze. ♪ Baby, now that I've...
♪ Baby, baby, since first we met... - Shallow Hal 00:14
♪ Baby, baby, since first we met...
♪ You spend a lifetime looking for somebody ♪ To give me love like you ♪ Now you've told me that you wanna leave me ♪ Darling, I just can't let you ♪ Baby, now that I've found you I can't let you go... - Shallow Hal 00:32
♪ You spend a lifetime looking for somebody ♪ To give me...
What the hell... - Shallow Hal 00:41
What the hell...
Is everything okay? - Shallow Hal 00:09
Is everything okay?
What? Nothing. I just can't believe how lucky I am. - Shallow Hal 00:10
What? Nothing. I just can't believe how lucky I am.
You swear to God you're not gonna laugh? - Shallow Hal 00:07
You swear to God you're not gonna laugh?
Ah. Daddy like. ♪ The look on your face ♪ It can never explain your heart ♪ And the touch of my lips - Shallow Hal 00:40
Ah. Daddy like. ♪ The look on your face ♪ It can never...
What in How didGet over here Houdini - Shallow Hal 00:12
What in How didGet over here Houdini
Get over here, Houdini. - Shallow Hal 00:34
Get over here, Houdini.
I'm gonna call you later. - Shallow Hal 00:07
I'm gonna call you later.
Forget something? - Shallow Hal 00:19
Forget something?
And in summation, I feel that these measures will help JPS and all of our customers. - Shallow Hal 00:08
And in summation, I feel that these measures will help JPS...
Nice job, Hal. - Shallow Hal 00:18
Nice job, Hal.
Well, get the fuck out. - Shallow Hal 00:06
Well, get the fuck out.
Congratulations on your promotion! - Shallow Hal 00:32
Congratulations on your promotion!
Beauty. - Shallow Hal 00:45
Beauty.