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Shallow Hal

She takes the whole bakery, Hal

Hal:
Does she take the cake, or what?Mauricio:She takes the whole bakery, Hal

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Does she take the cake or what
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She takes the whole bakery Hal
Available in 4 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
648
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:10
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, fantasy
Production
20th Century Fox,Conundrum Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A shallow man falls in love with a 300-pound woman because of her inner beauty.

Actors

Jack Black
Hal
Jack Black
Jason Alexander
Mauricio
Jason Alexander
Hey, I got a good idea. - Shallow Hal 00:14
Hey, I got a good idea.
Right I mean I saw the way your friend Mauricio looked at meI thought he was gonna shoot me with a tranquilizer gunand tag my ear - Shallow Hal 00:10
Right I mean I saw the way your friend Mauricio looked at...
Haldo me a favor and stop saying that I'm pretty and that I'm not fat okay'Cause it makes me uncomfortableOkay You have a problem with complimentsLook I know what I am and I know what I'm notI'm the girl who gets really good grades and isn't afraid to be - Shallow Hal 00:45
Haldo me a favor and stop saying that I'm pretty and...
Well, it was too good to be true. - Shallow Hal 00:45
Well, it was too good to be true.
What What are you talking aboutAll I ever did was tell her how perfect she wasReally YeahThen she got all huffy and told me to grow upWell that's probably good advice You are kind of immatureYou're not serious You actually think you're more mature than - Shallow Hal 00:56
What What are you talking aboutAll I ever did was tell her...
Yeah, bigger than a mouse's. - Shallow Hal 00:28
Yeah, bigger than a mouse's.
That's why they call it a quip Not a slowp - Shallow Hal 00:05
That's why they call it a quip Not a slowp
All right you got anything better to read I gotta fire off a missile - Shallow Hal 00:06
All right you got anything better to read I gotta fire off a...
Hi. Is this a bad time, or... No. Um... I just wanted to apologize for last night. You don't have to - Shallow Hal 00:37
Hi. Is this a bad time, or... No. Um... I just wanted to...
You gotta get in here and look at this turdIt looks just like Klinger from M A S H - Shallow Hal 00:07
You gotta get in here and look at this turdIt looks just...
Excuse me. - Shallow Hal 00:09
Excuse me.
OW. Are you okay? Brain freeze. ♪ Baby, now that I've found you I can't let you go ♪ I'll build my w - Shallow Hal 00:21
OW. Are you okay? Brain freeze. ♪ Baby, now that I've...
♪ Baby, baby, since first we met... - Shallow Hal 00:14
♪ Baby, baby, since first we met...
♪ You spend a lifetime looking for somebody ♪ To give me love like you ♪ Now you've told me that you wanna leave me ♪ Darling, I just can't let you ♪ Baby, now that I've found you I can't let you go... - Shallow Hal 00:32
♪ You spend a lifetime looking for somebody ♪ To give me...
What the hell... - Shallow Hal 00:41
What the hell...
Is everything okay? - Shallow Hal 00:09
Is everything okay?
What? Nothing. I just can't believe how lucky I am. - Shallow Hal 00:10
What? Nothing. I just can't believe how lucky I am.
You swear to God you're not gonna laugh? - Shallow Hal 00:07
You swear to God you're not gonna laugh?
Ah. Daddy like. ♪ The look on your face ♪ It can never explain your heart ♪ And the touch of my lips - Shallow Hal 00:40
Ah. Daddy like. ♪ The look on your face ♪ It can never...
What in How didGet over here Houdini - Shallow Hal 00:12
What in How didGet over here Houdini