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Hal we all know you're about as deep as a puddleIn fact that used to be part of your charmBut this just flat out sucksWhat are you talking aboutIf you have one ounce of integrity left you'll break it

If you had one ounce of integrity left, you would break it off immediately... before you...

Shallow Hal • 2001

Jen:
Hal, we all know you're as deep as a puddle but this just flat out sucks.Artie:If you had one ounce of integrity left, you would break it off immediately... before you hurt the poor girl

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Hal we all know you're about as deep as a puddle

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In fact that used to be part of your charm

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But this just flat out sucks

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What are you talking about

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If you have one ounce of integrity left you'll break it off immediately

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before you hurt the poor girl

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هال نعرف جميعا أن ك تهتم بالمظاهر

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في الواقع كان ذلك جزءا م ن سحرك لكن

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هذا بصراحة أمر مشين

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عم تتحدثان إن بقيت لديك ذرة كرامة

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فستوقف هذا الأمر فورا

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قبل أن تؤذي الفتاة المسكينة

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Hal kita semua tahu kau hanya sedalam genangan air

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Bahkan itu dulu bagian dari pesonamu

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Tapi ini secara cepat menyebalkan

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Apa maksudmu

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Jika integritasmu tinggal sedikit yang tersisa hentikanlah segera

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sebelum kau melukai gadis malang

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Todos sabemos que eres tan profundo como un charco Eso era parte de tu encanto

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Pero esto es repugnante De qué están hablando

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Si tienes un gramo de integridad la dejarás inmediatamente

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antes de herir a la pobre chica

Available in 4 languages

Duration

20 seconds

Views

285

Timestamp in Movie

00:59:10

Uploaded

Mar 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, fantasy

Production

20th Century Fox,Conundrum Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A shallow man falls in love with a 300-pound woman because of her inner beauty.

Actors

Jen

Laura Kightlinger

Artie