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Shallow Hal

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He wears his Members Only jacket
Duration
7 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:28
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, fantasy
Production
20th Century Fox,Conundrum Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A shallow man falls in love with a 300-pound woman because of her inner beauty.
♪ 'Cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies ♪ And all the white folks shake their asses - Shallow Hal 00:15
♪ 'Cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies ♪ And all...
♪ Looking for the two and four - Shallow Hal 00:06
♪ Looking for the two and four
♪ I'll have mine in martini glasses - Shallow Hal 00:07
♪ I'll have mine in martini glasses
♪ 'Cause I can't take it any more - Shallow Hal 00:06
♪ 'Cause I can't take it any more
♪ These are the days of empty kitchens ♪ The rise and fall of Mary Ellen's hairdo Excuse me, jackass. - Shallow Hal 00:25
♪ These are the days of empty kitchens ♪ The rise and fall...
You had me at Get lost - Shallow Hal 00:04
You had me at Get lost
Hal I'm not attracted to youSo what You think everyone who goes outis attracted to each other Get real - Shallow Hal 00:11
Hal I'm not attracted to youSo what You think everyone...
Hal, we've made a decision regarding that wholesaler position. - Shallow Hal 00:25
Hal, we've made a decision regarding that wholesaler...
You don't think picking girls solely on their looks may not be the best wayWhat am I supposed to apologize for having high standardsHigh standards In the five years I've known youevery woman I should say girl you've gone afterhas been completely out of - Shallow Hal 00:29
You don't think picking girls solely on their looks may...
See the problem is I'm kinda pickyWhat do you mean pickyWell for instance I like 'em real youngLike did you ever see Paulina in her first Sports Illustrated layoutYou want a young Paulina typeWell that face but with better headlightsYou know how hers have - Shallow Hal 00:56
See the problem is I'm kinda pickyWhat do you mean...
Don't you think you're being a bit shallow in the way you look at womenWell noI mean you know I'd like her to be into culture and shit tooOkay hypothetical situationWhich do you prefer a girlfriend missing one breast or half a brainOoh toughieThat's a - Shallow Hal 00:25
Don't you think you're being a bit shallow in the...
Now you got a pattern of looking at women and judging them by the exteriorWe gotta break that pattern All rightSo has there been a time when you were especially shallowYou saw a woman thought you were better than she wasAll the time All the timeCan you - Shallow Hal 00:39
Now you got a pattern of looking at women and judging them...
Taxi! Oh. I'm sorry. I... I thought that... No, no, no. No. It's my fault. I didn't see you. This is - Shallow Hal 00:42
Taxi! Oh. I'm sorry. I... I thought that... No, no, no....
What? Oh. Huh? Sorry. I just... I mean, yeah, you're... You're really pretty. - Shallow Hal 00:10
What? Oh. Huh? Sorry. I just... I mean, yeah, you're......
Yeah, right. - Shallow Hal 00:29
Yeah, right.
My grandmother's not doing so well, so I took a year off from school to help her out. - Shallow Hal 00:10
My grandmother's not doing so well, so I took a year...
Thanks. - Shallow Hal 00:11
Thanks.
- Hello? - Hey, mudwhistle, get dressed. - Shallow Hal 00:06
- Hello? - Hey, mudwhistle, get dressed.
So Robbins gave you free therapy while you were in the elevator? - Shallow Hal 00:34
So Robbins gave you free therapy while you were in the...
What's the matter? - Shallow Hal 00:26
What's the matter?