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I feel bad for people who count calories It's no way to live
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Shallow Hal

I feel bad for people who count calories. It's no way to live!

Hal:
I feel bad for people who count calories. It's no way to live!

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I feel bad for people who count calories It's no way to live
Available in 4 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
406
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:47
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, fantasy
Production
20th Century Fox,Conundrum Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A shallow man falls in love with a 300-pound woman because of her inner beauty.

Actors

Jack Black
Hal
Jack Black
What do you weigh 110 115 poundsWhich one of my butt cheeks are you talking about - Shallow Hal 00:10
What do you weigh 110 115 poundsWhich one of my butt cheeks...
Listen, can you wait here one second? - Shallow Hal 00:11
Listen, can you wait here one second?
You guys are making fun of me 'cause I'm a little pudgy? - Shallow Hal 00:38
You guys are making fun of me 'cause I'm a little...
What happened? - Shallow Hal 00:51
What happened?
Uh... well, yeah. I mean, sure. - Shallow Hal 00:37
Uh... well, yeah. I mean, sure.
Hal? Yeah? If I don't hear from you, I appreciate everything, anyway. - Shallow Hal 00:12
Hal? Yeah? If I don't hear from you, I appreciate...
No. Not a Clapton fan. Think I'll pass. Okay. Well, I guess I'll see ya. Yeah, yeah. Bye, Lindy. Oh, - Shallow Hal 00:39
No. Not a Clapton fan. Think I'll pass. Okay. Well, I...
Right where - Shallow Hal 00:07
Right where
Is she behind the rhino - Shallow Hal 00:04
Is she behind the rhino
Is that a Members Only jacketYes Yes it isSo are you like the last member - Shallow Hal 00:08
Is that a Members Only jacketYes Yes it isSo are you like...
Does she take the cake or whatShe takes the whole bakery Hal - Shallow Hal 00:06
Does she take the cake or whatShe takes the whole bakery Hal
Hey, I got a good idea. - Shallow Hal 00:14
Hey, I got a good idea.
Right I mean I saw the way your friend Mauricio looked at meI thought he was gonna shoot me with a tranquilizer gunand tag my ear - Shallow Hal 00:10
Right I mean I saw the way your friend Mauricio looked at...
Haldo me a favor and stop saying that I'm pretty and that I'm not fat okay'Cause it makes me uncomfortableOkay You have a problem with complimentsLook I know what I am and I know what I'm notI'm the girl who gets really good grades and isn't afraid to be - Shallow Hal 00:45
Haldo me a favor and stop saying that I'm pretty and...
Well, it was too good to be true. - Shallow Hal 00:45
Well, it was too good to be true.
What What are you talking aboutAll I ever did was tell her how perfect she wasReally YeahThen she got all huffy and told me to grow upWell that's probably good advice You are kind of immatureYou're not serious You actually think you're more mature than - Shallow Hal 00:56
What What are you talking aboutAll I ever did was tell her...
Yeah, bigger than a mouse's. - Shallow Hal 00:28
Yeah, bigger than a mouse's.
That's why they call it a quip Not a slowp - Shallow Hal 00:05
That's why they call it a quip Not a slowp
All right you got anything better to read I gotta fire off a missile - Shallow Hal 00:06
All right you got anything better to read I gotta fire off a...
Hi. Is this a bad time, or... No. Um... I just wanted to apologize for last night. You don't have to - Shallow Hal 00:37
Hi. Is this a bad time, or... No. Um... I just wanted to...