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See the problem is I'm kinda pickyWhat do you mean pickyWell for instance I like 'em real youngLike did you ever see Paulina in her first Sports Illustrated layoutYou want a young Paulina typeWell

Yah-yah-yah-yah. They really get old fast. You know what I mean. Someone like that

Shallow Hal • 2001

Hal:
See, the problem is I'm kinda pickyTony Robbins:What do you mean, picky?Hal:Well, for instance, I like 'em real young. Like, did you ever see Paulina in her first "Sports Illustrated" layout?Tony Robbins:You're looking for a young Paulina type?Hal:Well, that face, but with better headlights. You know how hers have kind of dimmed lately? Heidi Klums beams would do. And her teeth. Or, ooh, that Britney Spears girl. She's got great knockers. But she's a tad muscular. Uh, actually, you know what? Her ass would do, too, if she had a better grille. Like, uh, Michelle Pfeiffer back when she did "Grease 2". But she'd have to be a little smilier than Michelle. Kinda like Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, before she got Stamosed. But not as skinny. Someone a little meatier, like Heidi. But without the accent. You know those accents: yah-yah-yah-yah. They really get old fast. You know what I mean. Someone like that

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See the problem is I'm kinda picky

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What do you mean picky

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Well for instance I like 'em real young

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Like did you ever see Paulina in her first Sports Illustrated layout

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You want a young Paulina type

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Well that face but with better headlights

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You know how hers have kind of dimmed lately

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Heidi Klum's beams would do And her teeth

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Or that Britney Spears girl She's got great Knockers

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But she's a tad muscular

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Actually you know what Her ass would do too if she had a better grill

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Like Michelle Pfeiffer back when she did Grease 2

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But she'd have to be a little smilier than Michelle

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Like Rebecca Romijn Stamos before she got Stamosed

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But not as skinny Someone a little meatier like Heidi

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But no accent You know those accents

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Yah yah yah yah

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They really get old fast

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You know what I mean Someone like that

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هال يبدو ان ك مررت بعلاقات غريبة نعم

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المشكلة هي أنني ني ق بعض الشيء ماذا تقصد بـ ني ق

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حسنا على سبيل المثال

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أحب هن صغيرات مثل أرأيت بولينا في صورتها الأولي في سبورت إلستريتد

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أتبحث عن شبيهة صغيرة لـ بولينا

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مثل وجهها لكن بعقل أفضل تعرف أن عقلها مشوش مؤخ را

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سأرضى بابتسامة هايدي كلمز وأسنانها

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و بريتني سبيرز تملك صدرا رائعا لكن ها كثيرة العضلات

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أتدري مؤخ رتها جيدة أيضا لو كانت حدودها أفضل

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مثل ميشيل فايفر حين مث لت فيلم غريس 2

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لكن يجب أن تبتسم أكثر م ن ميشيل

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مثل ربيكا رومين ستيموس قبل أن تتزوج ستيموس

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لكن ليست نحيفة مثل ربيكا بل متوس طة مثل هايدي

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لكن بدون اللكنة أتعرف تلك اللكنة

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فهي تثير الضجر بسرعة تفهم ما أقوله امرأة بهذه الصفات

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dengar masalahnya adalah Aku agak pilih pilih

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Apa maksudmu pilih pilih

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Yah misalnya aku suka yang muda muda

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Seperti apa kau pernah lihat pertama kali Paulina dalam tampilan ilustrasi Olahraga

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kau ingin sejenis Paulina yang muda

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Yah wajah itu tapi dengan pinggul yang lebih baik

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Kau tahu bagaimana pinggulnya agak redup belakangan ini

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dada Heidi Klum pasti bagus Dan giginya

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Atau si Britney Spears Dia punya dada yang besar

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Tapi dia lelaki yang berotot

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Sebenarnya kau mau tahu Pantatnya juga pasti bagus jika giginya lebih baik

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Seperti Michelle Pfeiffer saat dia di Grease 2

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Tapi dia harus sedikit bahagia daripada Michelle

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Seperti Rebecca Romijn Stamos sebelum dia dapat nama Stamosed

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Tapi tidak kurus Seseorang yang sedikit berdaging seperti Heidi

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Tapi tanpa aksen Kau tahu aksennya dia

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Yah yah yah yah

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itu benar benar membuat cepat tua

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kau tahu maksudku Seseorang seperti itu

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Sí El problema es que soy selectivo

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Qué quiere decir ''selectivo'' Por ejemplo me gustan muy jóvenes

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Vio a Paulina en Sports Illustrated

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Busca una Paulina joven Esa cara pero con mejores faros

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Ha visto como últimamente los suyos ya no brillan

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Los de Heidi Klum están bien Y sus dientes

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O esa chica Britney Spears Tiene buenas tetas

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Pero es un poco musculosa

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El culo estaría bien si fuera más linda de cara

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Como Michelle Pfeiffer cuando hizo Grease 2

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Pero tendría que sonreír más que Michelle

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Como Rebecca Romijn de Stamos antes de ''stamosarse''

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Pero no tan flaca Más carne como Heidi pero sin el acento

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Usted conoce esos acentos

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Cansan rápido Sabe a qué me refiero Alguien así

Available in 4 languages

Duration

56 seconds

Views

610

Timestamp in Movie

00:13:58

Uploaded

Mar 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, fantasy

Production

20th Century Fox,Conundrum Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A shallow man falls in love with a 300-pound woman because of her inner beauty.

Actors

Hal

Tony Robbins