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Shallow Hal wants a gal

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Shallow Hal wants a gal

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Shallow Hal wants a gal
Available in 4 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
332
Timestamp in Movie
01:12:35
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, fantasy
Production
20th Century Fox,Conundrum Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A shallow man falls in love with a 300-pound woman because of her inner beauty.

Actors

Jason Alexander
Mauricio
Jason Alexander
Excuse me. - Shallow Hal 00:32
Excuse me.
Hey if you can see something and hear it and smell it what keeps it from being realThird party perspective - Shallow Hal 00:11
Hey if you can see something and hear it and smell it what...
Okay let me ask you a questionWho's the all time love of your lifeWonder WomanOkay Let's say Wonder Woman falls in love with you rightWould it bother you if the rest of the world didn't find her attractiveNot at all 'Cause I know they'd be wrongThat's - Shallow Hal 00:37
Okay let me ask you a questionWho's the all time love...
Hey, I guess I really did screw you, huh? - Shallow Hal 00:28
Hey, I guess I really did screw you, huh?
I hear you in there. - Shallow Hal 00:08
I hear you in there.
What happened to you? - Shallow Hal 00:41
What happened to you?
I told you it was nasty. - Shallow Hal 00:31
I told you it was nasty.
I'm sorry. - Shallow Hal 00:45
I'm sorry.
Yeah. See, why did you shut me out in the first place? I'm just curious. Well, frankly, I guess I th - Shallow Hal 00:58
Yeah. See, why did you shut me out in the first place?...
You know there are a few times in a guy's lifeand I mean like two or three topswhen he comes to a crossroads and he's gotta decideIf he goes one way he can continue what he's doingand be with any girl who will have himand if he goes the other way he gets - Shallow Hal 00:35
You know there are a few times in a guy's lifeand I...
I think I'm gonna go down that other road for once. - Shallow Hal 00:06
I think I'm gonna go down that other road for once.
Hello? Hey, hey, hey now. It's me, your love bunny. I miss you and I wanna see you. What's the matte - Shallow Hal 00:23
Hello? Hey, hey, hey now. It's me, your love bunny. I...
Just you leave me daughter alone. - Shallow Hal 00:22
Just you leave me daughter alone.
♪ Well, I dreamed I saw the knights in armor coming ♪ Saying something about a queen ♪ There were peasants singin' and drummers drummin'... - Shallow Hal 00:33
♪ Well, I dreamed I saw the knights in armor coming ♪ Saying...
Hal, is that you? - Shallow Hal 00:36
Hal, is that you?
How are you, beautiful? - Shallow Hal 00:24
How are you, beautiful?
You were right. - Shallow Hal 00:29
You were right.
♪ We are building a religion we are building it bigger ♪ We are widening the corridors and adding more lanes This seems crazy. - Shallow Hal 00:24
♪ We are building a religion we are building it bigger ♪ We...
♪ He is living comfort eagle, you can meet at his location ♪ But you better come with cash, now his hat is on backwards Well, I could use a drink. - Shallow Hal 00:20
♪ He is living comfort eagle, you can meet at his location ♪...
Rosie? Excuse me. What are you doing... Shh. I love you. I'm not going anywhere until you near me ou - Shallow Hal 00:11
Rosie? Excuse me. What are you doing... Shh. I love you....