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Hal I'm not attracted to youSo what You think everyone who goes outis attracted to each other Get real
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Shallow Hal

So what? What, you think that everyone who goes out are always attracted to each other?...

Jill:
Hal... I'm not attracted to you.Hal:So what? What, you think that everyone who goes out are always attracted to each other? Get real!

Full Transcript

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Hal I'm not attracted to you
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So what You think everyone who goes out
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is attracted to each other Get real
Available in 4 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
397
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:05
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, fantasy
Production
20th Century Fox,Conundrum Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A shallow man falls in love with a 300-pound woman because of her inner beauty.

Actors

Susan Ward
Jill
Susan Ward
Jack Black
Hal
Jack Black
Hal, we've made a decision regarding that wholesaler position. - Shallow Hal 00:25
Hal, we've made a decision regarding that wholesaler...
You don't think picking girls solely on their looks may not be the best wayWhat am I supposed to apologize for having high standardsHigh standards In the five years I've known youevery woman I should say girl you've gone afterhas been completely out of - Shallow Hal 00:29
You don't think picking girls solely on their looks may...
See the problem is I'm kinda pickyWhat do you mean pickyWell for instance I like 'em real youngLike did you ever see Paulina in her first Sports Illustrated layoutYou want a young Paulina typeWell that face but with better headlightsYou know how hers have - Shallow Hal 00:56
See the problem is I'm kinda pickyWhat do you mean...
Don't you think you're being a bit shallow in the way you look at womenWell noI mean you know I'd like her to be into culture and shit tooOkay hypothetical situationWhich do you prefer a girlfriend missing one breast or half a brainOoh toughieThat's a - Shallow Hal 00:25
Don't you think you're being a bit shallow in the...
Now you got a pattern of looking at women and judging them by the exteriorWe gotta break that pattern All rightSo has there been a time when you were especially shallowYou saw a woman thought you were better than she wasAll the time All the timeCan you - Shallow Hal 00:39
Now you got a pattern of looking at women and judging them...
Taxi! Oh. I'm sorry. I... I thought that... No, no, no. No. It's my fault. I didn't see you. This is - Shallow Hal 00:42
Taxi! Oh. I'm sorry. I... I thought that... No, no, no....
What? Oh. Huh? Sorry. I just... I mean, yeah, you're... You're really pretty. - Shallow Hal 00:10
What? Oh. Huh? Sorry. I just... I mean, yeah, you're......
Yeah, right. - Shallow Hal 00:29
Yeah, right.
My grandmother's not doing so well, so I took a year off from school to help her out. - Shallow Hal 00:10
My grandmother's not doing so well, so I took a year...
Thanks. - Shallow Hal 00:11
Thanks.
- Hello? - Hey, mudwhistle, get dressed. - Shallow Hal 00:06
- Hello? - Hey, mudwhistle, get dressed.
So Robbins gave you free therapy while you were in the elevator? - Shallow Hal 00:34
So Robbins gave you free therapy while you were in the...
What's the matter? - Shallow Hal 00:26
What's the matter?
There's a couple of belt buckles I recognize. - Shallow Hal 00:59
There's a couple of belt buckles I recognize.
I take it you don't read the business sectionWhat did I missI sold my company to MicrosoftYeah And you cleaned upWell put it this way If I had an ass I'd wipe it with twenties - Shallow Hal 00:11
I take it you don't read the business sectionWhat did I...
Hi. Hi. Hal. I'm Bella. So, what's up? Nothing. My friends are all out on the dance floor. Yeah? On, - Shallow Hal 00:36
Hi. Hi. Hal. I'm Bella. So, what's up? Nothing. My...
What in the name of all that is holy - Shallow Hal 00:06
What in the name of all that is holy
It's 10 00 We gotta goWhat are you talking aboutHal we gotta go do that thingYou know at the placeWhat thingHey sorry ladiesI gotta steal your dance partner hereNoWhat are you doingI am rescuing youFrom whatFrom what - Shallow Hal 00:27
It's 10 00 We gotta goWhat are you talking aboutHal we...
Come join us I'm going after the redheadYou can have your pick of the other twoYou mean you get the hyena and I choose between the hippo and the giraffe - Shallow Hal 00:11
Come join us I'm going after the redheadYou can have...
♪ Everybody's shaking - Shallow Hal 00:06
♪ Everybody's shaking